Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Telly addicts

One Born Every Minute (14/2)

398 replies

juneybean · 14/02/2011 20:56

Grin
OP posts:
babybear5 · 14/02/2011 21:38

why is she out of pool?

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 14/02/2011 21:39

Why do they make them get out of the bath for VE?

giraffesisonadiet · 14/02/2011 21:39

pootlet a mirror is it not?

Megglevache · 14/02/2011 21:39

where is the other one's partner?

MerryMarigold · 14/02/2011 21:39

Is it transition?

ImFab · 14/02/2011 21:39

To be fair, if she told her mother not to let her have the drugs she is only doing what she asked.

Normantebbit · 14/02/2011 21:39

Yay midwife!

Why doesn't bf man the fuck up and get her the drugs

juneybean · 14/02/2011 21:39

Hahahaha @ them sharing the gas!!!

OP posts:
Megglevache · 14/02/2011 21:39

is the young girl her partner????

babybear5 · 14/02/2011 21:39

polar bears???

NoseyNooNoo · 14/02/2011 21:39

tomhardy: this isn't a Mongan Method HypnoBirth. The mother clearly didn't attend the classes and she certainly isn't sticking to any king of script. Perhaps they used the Natal CDs.

giraffesisonadiet · 14/02/2011 21:40

LOL

naturalbaby · 14/02/2011 21:40

i had a waterbirth and there was no way i could or would get out that water - specially not near the end

msrisotto · 14/02/2011 21:40

No, her partner is in prison i think

thefirstMrsDeVere · 14/02/2011 21:40

You are supposed to have certain words that remind you to be calm. I didnt involve anyone else in my hypnobirthing because I knew i would punch them if they said 'and relax' or 'imagine your vagina opening like a lotus flower' to me.

I told myself to relax and hummmed a lot.

poolet · 14/02/2011 21:40

Ah, thanks giraffes - couldn't think what on earth she'd need a spatula for (poop? Grin)

Calm woman is fab, very serene.

naturalbaby · 14/02/2011 21:41

that other girl is doing way better without hypnobirthing or water pool!

PussinJimmyChoos · 14/02/2011 21:41

Wtf is she hoping to achieve by giving birth with only half a paracetamol???

Honestly, I know drug free labour has its benefits (I was over medicated and ended up with a emcs so I appreciate how too much interference can be a bad thing!) but this is really taking the piss

Wonder if she'll be the Mrs Smug at NCT/Baby classes oh I gave birth with no pain relief etc

Megglevache · 14/02/2011 21:41

she gonna do it Grin

DillyDaydreaming · 14/02/2011 21:41

LOVE it! As an ex midwife I just KNOW every partner tried the G&A when I left the room Grin

YES Sammy go go go

thefirstMrsDeVere · 14/02/2011 21:41

Hurray

MerryMarigold · 14/02/2011 21:41

This one's not on her back!

Megglevache · 14/02/2011 21:41

so delighted to be wrong!

pooka · 14/02/2011 21:41

Oh I had gas and air with my second. I panicked big time when had VE and was told only 3cm. Hmm And asked for an epidural.

But it turned out I was actually 10cm (senior midwife checked as I was bearing down uncontrollably) with unbroken waters and the student had got it wrong. DS arrived minutes later.

Not cross with the student - but was cross with the senior midwife. I had arrived at hospital having been told no midwives for a home birth. Told wasn't dilated while uncontrollably pushing. Lost confidence and asked for an epidural. Senior midwife said "desperate for a homebirth and now you're begging for an epidural?" in very snarky way. Soon showed her!

Third birth at home. Very fast, midwife by skin of teeth. But lovelylovelylovely.

BitOfFun · 14/02/2011 21:42

In prison? Shock Poor girl. Great birth though.