One Born Every Minute (7/2)

[juneybean]

Here we are then

i dilate that quickly
don't think necessarily edited

Telling her off for making a noise!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!

the programme isn't being shown in real time though-they edit in most of the tea drinking afterwards

at boffinmum...'is this the 70's??'

birdbandit - everyones experience is very different. It is scary but so rewarding, Would go through that pain again and again. Good luck :)

I fully dialated quickly. Got sent away told not to come back many hours later & I almost gave birth in the footwell of the car!

Fuck, taking away her g&a and telling her not to make any noise!

give her the bloody gas

Get the woman upright you bint

I went from 3 to 9 in about 30 minutes too- the last cm and pushing took 1 1/2 hours though...

Think if she said I could pay for it I actually would have slapped her, agree with cfc funny fucker indeed

Get her on her knees ffs.

ana-why have they said that to you?

We're going to have baby out in no time at all, she says.

No, I don;t think so. I think the mother will be doing it.

And I hate that cheerleader crap.

and i had 3 home births..they all doing well...and so are the midwives

lots of sadism in maternity units. heinous.

Infantalising. shite.

Shame mum coulnd't catch the baby

Hurrah she did it

what a lovely experience for that Mum

Jesus! that baby really popped out - and came out the wrong way! no wonder she was in so much pain.

Ouch. That "pop" looked painful.

When her head popped out :o Ouch. I felt that!

yay! baby!

Lol at you lot who think you know it all.

She was a posterior!

No wonder so much pain.

Fing useless mws for not noticing!