Masterchef: The Professionals

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Anyone watching? Kitchin guy is really scary - feel very tense watching!

Lightly pickled - what does that mean?

dunno - but the blokey liked it - he wouldn't leave any for his soux chef

OK it's not cooked.

She is doing very well.

in my household it means 'slightly pissed' - she's so good - I want to eat everything she cooks (and I'm quite picky)

lol drivingmisscrazy

I know, MaMoTTaT!

And wasn't he lovely to them all. Hope Tom Kitchin is watching this and taking notes. Wonder what San Pellegrino have to say about him...

And are those hula hoops?

I cant stand Michel Roux Jnr.
He's clearly so far up his own arse, and never eats, the skinny painful twat.

No wonder his eyes are popping out, it's food, you know, that stuff you don't touch Michel.

I think he is a knobby knobber.

I also think he doesnl't eat.

ash??????

it's a bit all that: think I'd rather have hula hoops: celeriac puree aka cat chuck-up...

haha I love the way he said "phew" then - kind of an admission of "yes we all screw up sometimes"

Doesn't ash give you cancer?

could just flick some from my fag over the top: might try that at home I do like to adapt these things for the home kitchen

oh he's so lovely, all nice and non shouty

I bet those are crab sticks...

Sorry, 'ocean' sticks.

Does anyone take this place seriously...this isn't cooking it's floristry.

So are they cooking for chefs rather than paying customers?

Is there a good chip shop next door, they could do a roaring trade?

Oh but it's beautiful, isn't it nelliesmum? Wish my plates looked like that.

no some customers as well I think - regulars

I've eaten in Copenhagen. It's all a bit 'would you like some raw fish with your pickled fish or the other way round?' I'm very surprised it is the best restaurant in the world at the moment.

Ooohhhhh I like this chef, he's being so nice to them... I tried to google but their website gone mental, how many Michelins does he have in order to be 'the best chef in the world'?

and seemingly no women are stupid enough to be parted from their cash

How much does thi stuff cost?

Isn't he good with them too? Just so charming and encouraging.

Can't wait to see Greg and his big spoon with that delicate flower dish...

To be fair, it is beautiful...but my dd had mashed potatoes and gravy tonight and that in its own way was as beautiful....