Professor White and the line dancing surfers eat cold turkey

[serialtester]

Welcome to the surfboard!

Do you live in Brixton by any chance lost?

If I lived in Brixton the police would be straight round to seize the package and toot it in their car

I think I've got a skewed moral compass. If I received accidental drugs in the post I'd snort/smoke the shit out of it rather than calling the cops!

Btw - no cravings despite being drunk!

I'd forgive you, serial You've confessed and I'm Hail Marying you so that's fine.

Ok that's good news serial, in all
Honesty do you think it's down to length of time up have been off it?

*you not up

I am interested in knowing if there is an exact length of time clean when the cravings sort of go away?

I think so. Bear in mind though I've got beyond this point before and fucked up. Am enjoying being pissed tonight like a normal person.

The intense craving has gone. Academically I'd still hoover up a line, but I'm not crawling the walls tonight.

I know what you mean and I've been clean-ish for only 2 weeks. I don't have those prolonged cravings anymore. I'm almost 'take it or leave it' now. But I've done a clean month and then fallen off big time so time will tell!

Exactly clean! Bless you my child!

I have to confess that I've done a cheeky little bit this evening but back in bed on my phone now.

For me my family situation was definitely a problem but I'm much happier with limited contact with brother. Plus I'm developing strategies for dealing with the cunty director at work.

I'm definitely a lot less dependent and the threads have helped a LOT

Fuck I am climbing the walls. Thankfully annoyingly DH is out so access is well and truly denied, going to try to go to sleep

Serial and cleaning its good to hear cravings ease off around two weeks. Cleaning I am very . Lost are you ok? Or are you overboard?

Still on the board here although it's wobbling like crazy.
Been having a few lager lager lagers (no mega mega white thing) with dh and we've been browsing GoCompare for car insurance..Oh the glamour.

My cravings don't ease off after 2 weeks! What's wrong with me?
I have a feeling a month clean will do it. I've done it before so can do it again.

Well done Flat and hopefully everyone else tonight. Glad you didn't go down Silk Road. Love y'all.

cleaning really happy that you're in a much better place. And I don't mean your bed , I mean you seem more at peace with things.

Lost Glad you are still on board! I think a month would do I for me too.

Ah Born Slippy... God I feel old, cheers for that... not!

Yes I'm in a much better place. Not 100% there but a damn sight more civilised. 🖒

Obviously being completely clean is the ultimate goal but being able to have a little dabble without losing the plot is admittedly quite fun I don't have feel that same need these days. I'm not blocking my issues out anymore and that's been an absolutely massive step for me.

Good night love ones

*lovely

Cleaning you got my Born Slippy ref. You are officially cool.
Wish I could have a dabble, I'm afraid I turn into a machine. A professional coke machine.

Night all. We'll all reconvene in the morn and assess the damage. Thanks for the tune, flat.

Before my blowout on Monday night I had been off it for 6 weeks and 4 days, and my cravings didn't improve

Well I'm feeling super happy at getting through the night ignoring my cravings. My mum was meant to be going away next month but her partners business is struggling and they couldn't afford it. Iv just transferred her seventy quid to book her flight as Ryanair's having a flash sale and she's delighted so the money saved went to good use!