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Professor White and the line dancing surfers eat cold turkey

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serialtester · 09/02/2017 17:45

Welcome to the surfboard!

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serialtester · 19/02/2017 17:50

Am hoping Snowball is ok this evening.

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 19/02/2017 18:04

Whether it likes it or not, I will indoctrinate my brain to the ways of the arch bishop. I'm taking a pledge to the ministry of the surfboard and denouncing the bastard cocaine.

Sending out strong positive vibes to all my fellow surfers.

serialtester · 19/02/2017 18:07

In the name of the snorkel, armband and holy surfboard Lost. We have no bread in this church, only fags and wine. And banging tunes.

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Inarightpickleandchutney · 19/02/2017 18:08

I had buns of steel when I was using. The 48 hours
Of clenching at a time helped.

I now have saggy/cellulite buns!!

Hope snowball updates Smile

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 19/02/2017 18:09

I found a new poster, talllikejerryhall wandering about on our old thread and pointed her in this direction. Jerry if you're reading, come and join us Smile.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 19/02/2017 18:12

Fags, wine and banging tunes sounds like my kind of church.

Inarightpickleandchutney · 19/02/2017 18:14

I have no fags, lots of wine and I'm singing along to candi staton.
Life is good, no regrets!!
Thanks for being so welcoming I feel so much better for getting all that out.

serialtester · 19/02/2017 18:15

I'm taking tomorrow off work in lieu of my work related food poisoning (boss agrees with this plan) yay me! So tonight is basically an additional Saturday. This is a beautiful beautiful thing.

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 19/02/2017 18:16
CleaningLikeAMotherFucker · 19/02/2017 18:17

6:15pm and I haven't smoked, I think today might be the day!!!!!

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 19/02/2017 18:18

Good darts serial your boss is probably just relieved you're not suing Grin

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 19/02/2017 18:19

Pom poms for Cleaning quick get in the group hug.

serialtester · 19/02/2017 18:25

Cleaning, I'm so impressed!

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CleaningLikeAMotherFucker · 19/02/2017 18:28

Loving the group hug

Waving to flat oop north too!!

serialtester · 19/02/2017 18:35

I bet flat is strutting round like Liam Gallagher.

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 19/02/2017 18:36

Yes thinking of you flat. Flowers for Professor White

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 19/02/2017 18:37

Madchestaahh!

serialtester · 19/02/2017 18:38

"I have cocaine on me rice crispies, look at me armbands" Flat this weekend in Manchester.

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 19/02/2017 18:43

flat won't be Looking Back in Anger, she'll be waking up to the Morning Glory of a fresh head. Smile

Inarightpickleandchutney · 19/02/2017 18:44

Is it wrong I've opened a second bottle and challenged DH to a Mario kart tournament??

I'm sure one of these days I'll grow up....

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 19/02/2017 18:49

You don't have to be wise and mature all the time, pickle. Just don't throw the controller down in a huff if you don't win the cup Grin

Inarightpickleandchutney · 19/02/2017 18:53

Oh god, he's gone for moo moo meadow....

serialtester · 19/02/2017 19:02

Rainbow road sends me into a rage.

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Snowball426 · 19/02/2017 19:24

I took my mams dogs for a walk. Really little things help c

Inarightpickleandchutney · 19/02/2017 19:24

Turns out moo moo meadow gives me the rage now!!