Professor White and the line dancing surfers eat cold turkey

[serialtester]

Welcome to the surfboard!

Serial you are a fucking hero! Get yourself into bed now!!! Hope the anger has eased off by the morning

Vent on here if you need to!
I'm wafting some calming lavender fragrance your way from the plug in..

Cleaning are you ok?

Oh he went one better and actually cleaned for me while I was asleep We'd already bought each others tickets for our Easter holiday. Feeling a bit better, going to have a little sip of wine. We both just remembered that we have something small in the house already If we do that though it'll definitely lead to more

Cleaning, hang on in there if you can. You have done so well...more fags? An early night?

Went to bed, felt cross still and have got up for a beloved fag. Am going back to bed! Although a line would temporarily sort my brain right out. Playing the film to the end though reveals the prospect of a fucked up Wednesday. At the moment though I don't give a shit! Think I need an armband or 20.

Just had a fourth cig... putting on pjs and nailing myself to the sofa! Actually I might paint my nails as I didn't do them on Saturday

Bed time it is. Going up them stairs instead of texting someone is a heroic move on my part tonight! I should get an OBE at least.

Sending a million armbands to our reigning champion surfer serial. Waving pom poms and trying to forget that I remembered about that tiny bit we have hidden well away from when we restrained ourselves last week

Addict brain is already treating Friday as a "night off" FFS.

🖒 Congrats serial

Here's a crown for you 👑

Nooooooo the crown was for tonight! Not Friday! You're posting too fast for me!!!

Thanks cleaning! Ridiculous the way the cravings happen.

Am safely in bed. Was a very close call! Night all.

Tell me about it. I'm cheering for you like a mo fo over here trying to distract myself too

👊 Well done you!!

I'm getting out the nail polish,one more cig first

You are both fucking awesome, serial tomorrow would be horrific, you know it would! Cleaning...paint those nails and clean shit if you need to....think how great you will feel tomorrow if you stay strong tonight

I'm going the whole hog (with my nails!) buffing, filing the works!

You go girl......am going to bed myself, but will be throwing extra buoyancy aides in my sleep ..

Cleaning id honestly flush what you have down the toilet or go pour it out on the grass in the back garden and walk away if it's going to tempt you! You can do this. You will feel so so proud tomorrow!

Sorry I missed all the surfing last night, was rotten with cold.

flat you surfed like a pro. I think you're stronger than you think.

Cleaning you had it in the house and didn't take it?? That is an alien concept to me and you have will power I can only dream of. Hope you managed to get yourself off to bed?

serial I've written to the Queen, she'd be mad not to give you an OBE.

Got can't stop laughing at your comment to pour it out on the grass Will it be like the John Lewis ad with all the badgers and foxes jumping about in the garden? Love you Got.

Wishing you all a good Wednesday. x

Poor you lost, hope you are feeling a little better. You are doing so well too, may be a blessing if your cold lasts through Friday and Saturday.

Thank you I haven't managed to get past the two week mark for a long while so fingers crossed for this weekend.
I'm going to be that annoying person at work today; spluttering and breathing loudly through my mouth, surrounded by tissues

Glad I won't be sitting next to you! You can do two weeks lost!! The two week mark is yours for the taking!