Professor White and the line dancing surfers eat cold turkey

[serialtester]

Welcome to the surfboard!

Lost haha I was giving her a different option in case she was someone who would freak at the thought of pouring it down the toilet and contaminating the water system....folk were saying that on the I received drugs in the mail post but yeh that wAs probably a bit short sighted of me. Sure we'd all love to have coke water on tap 😂

Hope you are feeling better soon lost!

Got drunk and did take that little bit in the end in the early hours Didn't really do much after all the whisky and wine we'd consumed Going shopping with my 80 quid today instead, hurrah! once my head stops banging

Sorry for the tmi but we dtd and had a slight drunken accident so I'm not touching anything even cigs for the next couple of weeks just in case.... I'll be clinging onto that granite fin for dear life and hallucinating about animals on the lawn most likely. But I'm not fucking up another pregnancy (if there is one!) To fair last time I didn't know but this time there was no mistaking what happened

Sprinkling it on the grass is a better option than sprinkling it on the granite, Got I'm sure Cleaning would agree.
Thanks for your vote of confidence, flat.

Cleaning we'll be cheering you on. I thought it would be difficult to resist that little bit you had in storage.

Enjoy your shopping Make sure you treat yourself!

We'll be here to keep you upright on the surfboard.

Yep all gone now and staying clean. We did say that if we were gonna do it, we'd do it late enough that there was no chance of getting any more. Silver linings eh! I'm very excited about shopping. I just hope ds stops answering me back in public

Cleaning Perhaps you could buy him a little snack to eat when you're out, so he can't actually speak?

On a serious note, try to stop blaming yourself for what happened last time you poor thing. It was such an early pregnancy and there are a million reasons. Usually it is not a viable pregnancy for whatever reason. It's very common.
Anyway, it's not worth dwelling

Hope you and ds have a lovely day.

Afternoon all. You lot ok? So glad I was sensible last night.

This week is going so slowly!

Cleaning hope you're doing okay.

Well done serial for last night. Not easy when you get in that Fuck the Consequences mindset.

I think fruitcider said on here something about recognising your relapse signature?
i'm not sure if i know what mine is or if I have several. (?) Will it even help?

At work just wondering if my nose will collapse under the strain of this cold. I'm sure the internal scaffolding isn't what it was.

Phew home now. My nose hasn't collapsed but feeling groggy.

How is everyone getting on? Just wondering how you are Snowball if you're still on the thread? Good or bad, no judgement here but hopefully we can give you some support.

Hi... I'm thinking of leaving the thread. The Sun just ran a really detailed story about a Relationships thread and it's given me the creeps

Noooooo you can't!! Why what was it saying??

It was all about a wife who thought her husband was cheating. He sneaks out in the night. It's horrible. I get that this is a public forum but I think it's the scummiest type of journalism and I'm freaking out that someone is going to identify me

It's horrible how they lift threads. I'm not sure anyone would make any head or tail of what we are talking about on here half the time would they? I think they go for the more juicy stories.

You haven't given much away about yourself lovely, cleaning.

Don't go, baby don't go oh oh

Thinking about it, Cleaning you might just be suffering from The Fear.
A common ailment on my planet after drinking too much whiskey the night before

We have to give you a leaving party if you do go..

Cleaning there is no way we can be identified, unless you regularly troll the cleaning products aisle in your wonder woman outfit??

Please don't go..

I don't think the tabloids could cope with the tangents this thread goes on every day! "mums abuse surfboard, rubber rings, horses and granite"

"Russell Brand in coke mum shocker - third summer of love CANCELLED"

Browsing the aisles in a Wonder woman cape would attract some attention

"Mums rename house tracks by inserting the word Turkey into the titles and throw armbands"

Glad you're back to your funny old self tonight Serial. Hope you had a better day today.

Ok you've persuaded me I thought the same re: weird tangents. It's too much for journos of limited literacy ability to trawl through anyway!

I'll be clinging onto that granite fin for dear life and hallucinating about animals on the lawn most likely.

Case in point from my post this morning

And thanks lost.. I know it could have been any reason but I still go over it in your head to an unhealthy extent

I was a bit worried I upset you with that post. I went all armchair psychiatrist on you there. Last thing you need when you're off shopping!

Yay, The Cleaning is back. Hope your valentines hangover has eased.

Have had the "worst day ever" as my DH1 calls it! Kids really Whiney all day, house is a shit pit, so we can't find anything, including my sodding phone, which I can hear vibrating somewhere in our bedroom, have torn that part of the room apart, and unless someone has planted it under our floor boards have no fucking idea where the fuck it could be. I am raging.......in a disproportionate manner!!! It can't be PMT, as not the right time.....I suspect it's fucking peri menopause......

Sorry just needed to vent

ah flat it's one of those days. Sometimes you just want to lie in a dark room and tell everyone to piss off don't you? Will a calming help?
My phone sometimes hides itself and then reappears in a random place, bloody thing.