Professor White and the line dancing surfers eat cold turkey

[serialtester]

Welcome to the surfboard!

Faithless - I can't get no turkey.

Professional Turkey

We do talk a lot of drivel on here don't we

This beat is turkeytronic.

Bloody space cadets
Poor snowball thought she had the wrong thread at first because I was talking about a horse riding rave

Turkeytronic for all you gobblers out there. Let's see you flap to the beat.

I am counting down the days until Friday - not because I want to take anything, because I want to clean! I have written a big list of supplies and I'm going to Wilko on Thursday night to get it all.
I know it sounds daft but it's become totally symbolic for me and I need to do it to help me move on.

I love that witty , making it symbolic of a fresh start is brilliant. Do whatever you need to do to help yourself, it's not daft at all.

Yy to Wilko and Poundland too

Ummm and the minute I read the word Tune.... only one song is running through my mind

Am behind you too with the symbolism Witty! I don't think it's daft at all. Cocaine contaminates and destroys. Symbolically cleaning out of your house makes a lot of sense

No not that Tune Cleaning . We all need to listen to some nice calming Heart FM.

Absolute 80s for me! (Totally giving away my age here!)

Cleaning to your house to a few 80s anthems sounds good

Put your hands in the air if a turkeys there!

Resolve is weakening in the Cleaning household

Dh finished work early to let me nap or else my days off are never really days if that makes sense and now I'm really up for it asaaaargh

Cleaning is it worth throwing you an armband? Or two or three. Can you see how feel in a hour?

Yes yes keep em coming pleeeeeeease!

Leaving it for now and then I'll see

I know it's awful but ds was a real handful today hence why I needed the sleep and now... fuckety fuck

Hope everyone's having a nice evening?

cleaning how about a nice valentines dinner, bottle of wine or something instead? Your brain works like mine; you have a couple of days off, it's time to celebrate valentines day etc but you can have a nice time without..

Un fortunately I have a cold from hell so it's just paracetomol here

Keep saying you'll see how you feel in an hour, that (usually) works for me when waters get choppy.

Dh bought me some nice flowers and also a plug in air freshener ( how random)

Flowers lovely....but Plug in air freshener lost??? Errrr that's a bit weird.

Cleaning..,have a fag and we will send lost round with her plug in air freshener, that should distract you for an hour

Cleaning smoke some fags. Sorry that I've infected you too lost.

Am feeling cross about various things tonight and am going to bed soon before I flip the fuckit switch big time.

Hey ho my house smells of slightly fake lavender

I'm actually disappointed Mr. Cleaning didn't buy a large hamper of cleaning products wrapped up in fancy ribbon.

Oh serial not my silver surfer/wise penguin from Surf's Up!
So sorry you've had a crappy day

Try not to press the Fuck it switch. Remember the old faithfuls; fags, wine, hot bath (not together).

Sending out armbands with positive vibes..