style threads I am bored of....

[JohnDory]

and yes its my fault

1. what to wear to a wedding
2. what shall i wear to go out wiht younger slimmer women and i am a post natal size 28 and dont like baring arms, legs or head
3. help me accessorize this dress
4. how do i fake tan
5. do oyu haev a brazilian wax

am sure i shall htink of more

Spring mac for the school run.
Do you dye or go grey?

Birkinstocks, frumpy or not?

oh yes tick

Find me the perfect jeans. No. Go to the shops and try them on.

When does the Boden/White Stuff/Monsoon/Primark sale start?

Hang on, I'll get my crystal ball....

Jeans threads - everyone only wears one type of jeans and just recommends them

lol

FOUNDATION to make me less ugly

School run dress .....

Can you please find me a swimming costume that will make me look like Elle Mcpherson despite my 20-a-day Kit Kat habit.

New Look Hula by any chance badger?

Find me a shrug threads do my head in. Why would anyone want something as frumpy as a shrug?

yy school run dress

i would say hooded stylish raincoat BUT i think there is more mileage in that

FFS please someone say wether birkies are in or out in mumsnet this year.

metallic or patent yes

flowery no

I am fed up with linen trouser threads

Glittery knitwear for Christmas day, yes or no?

yes yes

linen trews vg

oh yes, here's another

bra sizing queries

GO TO A PROPER SHOP

On a roll now

feck orf with yer maxi dresses, I am a shortarse and am v so desist forthwith

[unreasonable]

What do you think of the new Boden catalogue?

Oh yes, the bra sizing threads!

bjesus my birkies are metallic and farkin gold

well done nickschick

you can sleep easy tonight knowing that your birkis have the seal of approval

Metallic and patent - fab

hurrah

What clothes should I take on holiday?
How can I stop my hair being a frizzy mess

oh god yes

"how many outfits do i need"

fuck knows

what's your favourite mascara/foundation/moisturiser. there were loads of them last year, they even included favourite deodorant they were really boring