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style threads I am bored of....

96 replies

JohnDory · 16/07/2009 19:07

and yes its my fault

  1. what to wear to a wedding
  2. what shall i wear to go out wiht younger slimmer women and i am a post natal size 28 and dont like baring arms, legs or head
  3. help me accessorize this dress
  4. how do i fake tan
  5. do oyu haev a brazilian wax

am sure i shall htink of more

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mrsmaidamess · 17/07/2009 13:30

Lol

mrsmaidamess · 17/07/2009 13:32

OR we are all linking like mad to lovely shoes for someones outfit and someone drops a clanger like this into the mix

GarconsSontCommeDesChiens · 17/07/2009 13:33

heh heh heh

missmelly · 17/07/2009 13:51

what a fabulously bitchy thread

brimfull · 17/07/2009 13:54

I am thoroughly sick of wedding ones

haha I started a linen trews one a few days ago

a few more month and we'll be into

boots for fat calves and
christmas fucking day outfit

JohnDory · 17/07/2009 13:55

glittery knitwear all around.

yes boots for fat or thin calves
cna i wear a sweater dress
where is a winter coat i cna breastfeed in

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SusieDerkins · 17/07/2009 14:29

You've missed out Christmas Eve pyjamas. I had never ever heard of special pyjamas for Christmas Eve until I came across them on MN.

mrsmaidamess · 17/07/2009 14:31

'I want to get my Mum a nice scarf and some pretty earrings for her birthday..'

TheRealMrsJohnSimm · 17/07/2009 14:31

oh you lot are mean..........but my sides hurt from laughing

princessmel · 17/07/2009 14:36

lol

Love bitchy threads!

mrsmerryweather · 17/07/2009 14:45

"what colour nail varnish are you wearing..."

ffs- get a life if that's what you think about all day.

mrsmaidamess · 17/07/2009 14:47

No one will ever post on S and B again if we keep this up

BitOfFun · 17/07/2009 14:52

Will these jeans make my arse look fat? No, your arse makes your arse look fat.

mrsmerryweather · 17/07/2009 14:54

I'm a size 22. I am going to a Christmas wedding, and will be breastfeeding. It's abroad so I need a fake tan, and a Brazilian for the reception, in swimwear.
Should I dye my hair or let the grey show? Can I wear a shrug with my bikini? Oh by the way I am only 4'11". Might Boden do something that will suit me?

BitOfFun · 17/07/2009 14:55

pmsl

BunnyLebowski · 17/07/2009 14:57

pmsl mrsmerry

Jewelsandgems · 17/07/2009 14:58

PMSL mersmerry I had a good chuckle at that

JohnDory · 17/07/2009 15:01

"Christmas Eve pyjamas"

fuckign wankers
adn " what are your christmas traditions"

you can CREATE a tradition

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dexter73 · 17/07/2009 15:50

I have heard it all now - Christmas Eve pyjamas...WTF!!!

KingRolo · 17/07/2009 16:12

Anything to do with bloody Boden.

fishie · 17/07/2009 16:50

errm that doesn't leave us a great deal to talk about on s&b then.

uniqlo and gap have got a lot of autumn stuff in. can i really face trying on knitted dresses in july?

minko · 17/07/2009 17:12

Oh also, am I too old for leggings/skinny jeans? (If you need to ask, then yes).

KingRolo · 17/07/2009 18:25

And am I too big for leggings / skinny jeans.

Has a size 8 ever asked that question on here? No.

mrsmaidamess · 17/07/2009 18:25

I was in Uniqlo this pm. They have no idea it was a muggy 70 degrees outside ,it was full of padded gilets and flannel shirts. Phew.

KingRolo · 17/07/2009 18:27

It's freezing here. Have put the heating on. Need to get to Uniqlo.