style threads I am bored of....

[JohnDory]

and yes its my fault

1. what to wear to a wedding
2. what shall i wear to go out wiht younger slimmer women and i am a post natal size 28 and dont like baring arms, legs or head
3. help me accessorize this dress
4. how do i fake tan
5. do oyu haev a brazilian wax

am sure i shall htink of more

(Actually, I'm going to do this...!)

No actually, what a nastily bitchy thread. Thank fuck I don't have to come here for advice

What the hell is the topic for then? And no I've got no sense of humour before anyone says it, not when childish fuckwittery is going on thinly veiled as 'humour'.

Oh and well done mrsmerryweather for the comment most likely to make you look like an arsehole. Congratulations

hehe
well we love it
you hide it

Uggs, fashionable or expensive slippers?

Uggs, do I order my size or the one below?

yy

Oh I will. Am just disappointed to see so many posters on here that I thought were better than this. Enjoy yourselves...

Oh JD you do make me laugh

Oh JD, I preferred it when you were in exile

She just can't keep awaaaaaaay

amen to that madeyes

it's ok to ask a style question as long as it pertains to

being a size 12 or under

Boden

or it is nothing to do with weddings

nice..............

Bitchy, but funny...

mrsmerryweather's post was a brilliant and perceptive summary of S&B threads.

I quite enjoy childish fuckwittery though.

JD is back. Therefore the bitchy threads are back.

Simples.

Am here also looking disapproving and stern

Spanx, how do you go to the toilet in them? (cue lots of flaps jokes).

Oh madeyeballs- lighten up darling!

I am guilty of asking at least half of the things I wrote in that post-I am poking fun at myself as much as anyone else.

This is all a joke- you know- smile?

LOL coco

please can you find me some stylish but comfortable sandals. I have to walk seven miles a day back and forth to school. I don't want mules, toe-posts, metallic, straps, fronts, backs, soles........

oh yes
that is it

answer-get a fuckin car

ggirl - but then we'd have to put up with threads along the lines of "Which car shall I buy? I don't want a SUV but I do need one big to carry the 3 DC, a Bugaboo during the week and a Phl & Teds at the weekend, the family dog. It must fit in with DH's "image" as its all important for his job but it must also be a family car and environmentally friendly....blahblahblah"