style threads I am bored of....

[JohnDory]

and yes its my fault

1. what to wear to a wedding
2. what shall i wear to go out wiht younger slimmer women and i am a post natal size 28 and dont like baring arms, legs or head
3. help me accessorize this dress
4. how do i fake tan
5. do oyu haev a brazilian wax

am sure i shall htink of more

LOl
yes
althouuuuuuuuugh i have a mate who uses "mum"

this sends me into fits.
she doesnt find it as hilaaaaaaaarious

Find me a perfume.

No. Go to Boots or Duty Free like everyone else.

now THAT is the oddest

we cant see people on clothes fairynuffbut to tell them how to SMELL
freaky

OHHHHHH lol i thought you were saying my birkies were frumpy1!!!

Yip im a yummy mummy spesh as my per una jacket was declared ok this week too by mumsnet!!!!

"How can I give my long, straight, fine hair loads of volume?". From someone with long, straight, fine hair, YOU CAN'T. Not for more than ten minutes anyway. There we go.

What about the ones that "say" they want a new look and something on trend, and then you link to a few options

And others link to the usual suspects I.E safe options, and the OP replies that your fashionable offerings were too 'fashionable' and says how much they like the coast/debenhams dress with matching shrug

jewelsandgems.

Perhaps we need to add a couple of S&B pages to the reviews section with the best mascara, foundation etc etc - definitely as important as what pram or travel cot to buy.

I need a complete outfit for a wedding but only have £25 to spend.

Whoops I seem to have hacked all my own hair off. I can't understand why it looks awful...

LOl at jewels.

'I am going to a wedding. I need a shrug and a fascinator'

are fasncinators in
nO NO NO

Well in 1993 they were

I hate 'Find me a purse'

BORING

oh yes
or what is a good copy of this designer bag

OR threads that link endlessly to net a porter at £600 each

yes some shapeless grey ghostly thing with spagetti straps.

I secretly love threads that say 'I've bought this dress and need accessories' and you open the link and fall off your chair. Link is usually from ebay.

I'm a size 18...what can I wear ( just try dieting darling as anything will look crap.)

crocs, love them or hate them...

Ooh back in the knife drawer Miss Sharp

anything to do with Boden.

Oooh, Mrsmerryweather posting dangerously there...

well tbh " i look fat in everything"
we all know the answer

I've bought this dress. What do you think?

No idea love. Don't know anything about you. Try looking in a mirror.

lol