perfumes which are not very nice...

[MaryAnnSingleton]

following on from the 2 threads about perfume..which ones are just too vile to contemplate /
I nominate Poison and Youth Dew

A boy in my form bought me Tweed and a huge spongey valentine card when I was about 13 or 14. I was horrified but fell into a routine of snogging him at discos anyway. I don't think we ever had a conversation.

Hate hate hate Tiffany perfume. Was bought for me by an ex boyfriend, smelled like old ladies with bouffed up hairdos. Hideous!

Love Bulgari Green Tea or Clarins Eau Dynamisante.

The Monsoon one smells like something I won in a tombola as a child. Very old ladyish.

Quite like the smell of Poison actually but would never wear it. Bit like Ribena.

Why would anyone want to smell of basil?

Gucci Rush makes me vomit. It is truly vile. As is Amarige. My ex mil used to wear it, and Poison too. She is evil. I kid you not, evil, and that's not a hyperbole. Thus, Amarige and Poison are evil by association, as well as smelling disgusting. Bleurrghh.

Also, Chanel no5 smells like Pledge.