How can I discreetly manage facial hair while wild camping?

[Anon2025December]

Unfortunately for me, as a woman, I seem to have plenty of neck, chic and upper lip hair. I don't know if it is because of hormones, the pill, etc. I used to pluck but switched to shaving years ago. I'm going wild camping with a very new bf at the weekend. How can I discreetly shave by a Loch!? I don't think a hairly face is an option, we're spending 24 hours together, within 24 hours it will be 1mm of stubble. 🙁

One digs a small hole, called a "cathole", with a trowel and buries it. The real question is, what if the OP is due to menstruate?

I think it's better for OP to push back about the "wild" bit of this camping trip and push for somewhere with a washblock. If BF doesn't like this, better to find out about such incompatibilities early on.

OP, did he suggest this? Something has just occurred to me.

I would be very wary about heading into the wilderness with a new boyfriend, especially if we were swerving prebooked campsites and other places with people around.

Being completely clear: if I was looking to rape and murder someone who had two-thirds of my punch strength, then dispose of the weighted corpse into a deep body of water, a wild camping trip to a loch would be a perfect opportunity.

Say you are doing some make up and just do it quickly in the tent with a mirror . He is hardly going to sit looking at you ?

Why are people thinking the boyfriend suggested the trip? Perhaps OP is into this?

@selffellatingouroborosofhate ’s words have hit a nerve with me.
@Anon2025December how long have you known this new boyfriend?
It does seem to have been his idea, hence the sudden panic about facial hair. I was coming on here to say that he might have already noticed and isn’t bothered in the slightest. But now I have a bad feeling about this and advise you not to go ❤️

If OP had suggested this, she'd either not care about the stubble or already have a means of removing it under those circumstances. It's unlikely that someone self-conscious about facial hair would take up wild camping without figuring out a reliable, backwoods-appropriate removal mechanism. If nothing else, a self-conscious person would want the hair to come off at the end of the trip before returning to civilisation.