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Have John Lewis lost the plot? What on earth are these shoes?

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Another76543 · 27/08/2026 21:22

I suppose they’re unique!

Have John Lewis lost the plot?  What on earth are these shoes?
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Another76543 · 27/08/2026 21:23

Image under review……..!

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NeverDropYourMooncup · 27/08/2026 21:24

Kind of wishing that hadn't been approved, tbh. Those faces are going to haunt the dreams of anybody who sees them online, never mind those unfortunate to have the things on the bedroom floor at night, watching them sleep.

MyThreeWords · 27/08/2026 21:25

It's Rod Hull's emu wreaking havoc again.

Would have been fun at a tenner. Less so at 179

localnotail · 27/08/2026 21:26

Love them!! Hilarious

Iamthemoom · 27/08/2026 21:26

Reminds me of those fluffy faces you used to get on a stick at the fair in the 70s!

Cuppachuchu · 27/08/2026 21:26

Well they'll be no good in the rain, will they.
Are they turkeys? 🦃

BettysFondantFancy · 27/08/2026 21:26

Only £179? Might get two pairs!

localnotail · 27/08/2026 21:28

Cant find them on the website, please post a link?

7238SM · 27/08/2026 21:29

I could imagine small dog trying to mount them! 😂

Iriseee · 27/08/2026 21:29

What. It's like one's muff slipped down and became personified.

NeverDropYourMooncup · 27/08/2026 21:33

John Lewis - For Shoes That Watch You Sleep.

DonaldJohnTrump · 27/08/2026 21:37

Iamthemoom · 27/08/2026 21:26

Reminds me of those fluffy faces you used to get on a stick at the fair in the 70s!

I'll have you know, that's my wife you're talking about...

Another76543 · 27/08/2026 21:38

localnotail · 27/08/2026 21:28

Cant find them on the website, please post a link?

https://www.johnlewis.com/kurt-geiger-london-mascot-faux-fur-court-shoes-multi/p115489415?size=8&s_ppc=2dx_mixed_fashion_BAU&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=20151161232&gbraid=0AAAAAD2el1xcExyMd6JTjf7fTzFL25s2J&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIz4LFhdXBlgMVKJRQBh1PSD0AEAQYASABEgIRBvD_BwE

You’re welcome 😂😂

Kurt Geiger London MASCOT FAUX FUR COURT SHOES, Multi, 8

Buy Kurt Geiger London Mascot Faux Fur Court Shoes, Multi from our Women's Shoes range at John Lewis & Partners. Free Delivery on orders over £50.

https://www.johnlewis.com/kurt-geiger-london-mascot-faux-fur-court-shoes-multi/p115489415?size=8&s_ppc=2dx_mixed_fashion_BAU&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=20151161232&gbraid=0AAAAAD2el1xcExyMd6JTjf7fTzFL25s2J&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIz4LFhdXBlgMVKJRQBh1PSD0AEAQYASABEgIRBvD_BwE

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Octavia64 · 27/08/2026 21:38

How much?

Another76543 · 27/08/2026 21:40

Oooooh, there’s a slipper version!

Have John Lewis lost the plot?  What on earth are these shoes?
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Another76543 · 27/08/2026 21:40

We need a laughing emoji for some of these comments 😂

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Another76543 · 27/08/2026 21:42

Octavia64 · 27/08/2026 21:38

How much?

A very reasonable £179……

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JaninefromEastenders · 27/08/2026 21:43

What has happened to John Lewis, have they gone mad?

ElizaSchuyler · 27/08/2026 21:43

They’ve killed Trekkie Monster!

and it’s not actually John Lewis, they are Kurt Geiger, one of the many brands JL sell

they are also stocked in Harrods & Selfridges.

Thistoo2023 · 27/08/2026 21:44

Even the shoes look pissed off that they exist!

Thestealer · 27/08/2026 21:46

They would come in handy for dusting the skirting boards.

WerewolfOfLoudon · 27/08/2026 21:46

7238SM · 27/08/2026 21:29

I could imagine small dog trying to mount them! 😂

Can imagine a few small dogs being terrified of them 😂

Stuff of nightmares @Another76543 ... I'm showing them to my partner so he will leave my unicorn slippers alone 😂

MidnightMeltdown · 27/08/2026 21:53

The look like slippers with heels

moultmorethanthedog · 27/08/2026 21:56

My dog would be terrified of them, especially if I walked in them .