Have John Lewis lost the plot? What on earth are these shoes?

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I suppose they’re unique!

OMG they are NASTY )) I honestly would buy them if I had nearly 200 quid to throw away

Gonks!!!! I forgot they even existed till now 🤣

I'm sure I could transform some old shoes into those with the help of a craft kit aimed at preschoolers. Now where's my PVA glue?

It's like a tribble had babies with a furby

Theres a slider version for only £99

www.selfridges.com/GB/en/product/kurt-geiger-london-meena-mascot-faux-leather-slides_R04628166/?gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=18726760960&gclid=CjwKCAjwwL_UBhAjEiwAEhuT5Aaq_sqDTVcDuIrx0SzT5gCvdr2-sLaTyLplJmjKKxSxXSXT_idunxoCFVYQAvD_BwE#colour=GREEN%20COMB

It’s the description that got me…….. “a striking faux fur mascot design adds character to your looks.”

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That’s exactly what I thought 🤭

If you've ever wondered how it would feel if you could put your foot in your minge...

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There's an episode of One Foot in the Grave when Victor comes into his bedroom with one foot in a slipper and the other foot inside a dead hedgehog.

Those heels aren't kind to parquet floors . . . . .

This is the description for the slippers. Wouldn’t want them staring at me whether the eyes are crystal or not-

This Meena Eagle is crafted from faux fur, creating a birdlike face with large crystal eyes. The footbed is moulded for comfort.

My cat would love these! If only I could afford a pair...

Haha I'm chuckling now!!

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I think you win the best comment of the day

I actually really love the sliders. Sorry!

Hedgehogs? 🦔
Spiny Echidnas?
Wild boars?
Gnasher from Dennis The Menace?

Perhaps they are not shoes but a couple of the dogs that are allowed in John Lewis in disguise

Same here.

They're exactly the sort of shoes little toddlers would love to put on when they're pretending to be Mummy and the sort of shoes that if Mummy wore, she would feel like a little toddler . . .

Haven't seen anything that daft in JL since the upside-down Christmas trees they had all over the store about a decade ago!

Hens teeth, bloody awful!

I'm amazed how a fluffy shoe can look so evil.

Christ almighty, those are humpty. They look like fairground gonks in slipper form.

What on earth are they meant to be?