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Have John Lewis lost the plot? What on earth are these shoes?

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Another76543 · 27/08/2026 21:22

I suppose they’re unique!

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NeverDropYourMooncup · 28/08/2026 18:32

ClassActress · 28/08/2026 17:17

At least they are “faux” muppet fur.

It's all very well that no Fraggles have been harmed in the making of these abominations, but that means when 23rd Century archaeologists are digging through the detritus of Terra Civilisation, they'll see these things as representative of culture and probably as some form of apparel with ritual significance where the wearer took on the personality of a God or Demon associated with the image.

Maybe they'll rename us the Microplastica Fetishist People.

CurlyhairedAssassin · 28/08/2026 21:55

Wingedharpy · 28/08/2026 01:27

Do they do them in orange?

Do you really want to wear Trump's head on your feet?

EveningSpread · 28/08/2026 22:28

Thestealer · 27/08/2026 21:46

They would come in handy for dusting the skirting boards.

Snorted with laughter :D

MeetMeOnTheCorner · 29/08/2026 07:09

I think these will be the first item in any sale!

MeetMeOnTheCorner · 29/08/2026 07:18

Bottega Veneta are doing shearling shoes and Gucci and Miu Miu. These KG ones are not the best but last winter they were a thing. See pics and predicted to be in the shops for mere mortals this winter. Plus shearling ballet pumps.

Have John Lewis lost the plot?  What on earth are these shoes?
Have John Lewis lost the plot?  What on earth are these shoes?
Have John Lewis lost the plot?  What on earth are these shoes?
BePoisedMoose · 29/08/2026 20:52

borborygmus1 · 28/08/2026 07:58

Not just John lewis. I keep getting adverts from M&S about giant silicone nipples which I am finding very confusing indeed.

https://www.marksandspencer.com/silicone-stick-on-nipples/p/clp61230306

Do you want some weird fetish nipples to go with your monster shoes?

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Thank you. I'm feeling a bit low with covid and this made me cry with laughter 😃 🤣

Sheldonsheher · 30/08/2026 18:55

MeetMeOnTheCorner · 29/08/2026 07:18

Bottega Veneta are doing shearling shoes and Gucci and Miu Miu. These KG ones are not the best but last winter they were a thing. See pics and predicted to be in the shops for mere mortals this winter. Plus shearling ballet pumps.

Hilarious I don’t understand! These are liking going to shops in novelty fur slippers.

novelty slippers are a abomination in themselves but wearing them out. Also that outfit with the bag and the yellow feather shoes lol it’s beyond ridiculous!

MeetMeOnTheCorner · 30/08/2026 19:48

My dd has furry Mary Jane’s apparently. Bought last winter. They are furry on the outside.

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