Have John Lewis lost the plot? What on earth are these shoes?

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I suppose they’re unique!

I have no words 😶

New colours coming soon.

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I thought they were hairy vulvas at first glance.

Ideal for the gynaecologists in your life.

I bet Trinny wotsername has a pair- I know she has something similar in white.

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Not just John lewis. I keep getting adverts from M&S about giant silicone nipples which I am finding very confusing indeed.

https://www.marksandspencer.com/silicone-stick-on-nipples/p/clp61230306

Do you want some weird fetish nipples to go with your monster shoes?

The bag is massive!

It's not April's Fools Day is it?

I almost unlatched my feeding baby laughing when I saw the scale. This is getting saved in my camera roll.

To be fair, good marketing ploy as we all have now heard of Kurt Geiger

For some reason these shoes from topshop brought images of the grinch into my head.

I image they're the sort of shoes the grinch would wear.

I think I might have once made something similar as a Mother's Day present, but I think it was a pen pot.

I'm not really on board with the prominent nipples look, but I think it might be for people who have had a mastectomy. M&S certainly sell mastectomy bras and prosthetics.

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Oh yes, I remember that one. Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

Gaaahh! Terrifying. I'd have to preemptively attack if I met that in town.

Also, these

Can someone from the S&B board explain them?

The eagle head is Kurt Geiger's symbol a bit like the Versace Medusa head or the Gucci snake.

So this collection is meant to be a playful take on that. It's called The Wild Things. If you look at the brand in general it is always a bit garish.

All in the best possible taste . . . .

I love them. Obviously they are not everyday wear. They are fun and cute and will appeal to people with a certain bolder sense of style and money to spend on a slightly provocative statement piece. It’s a small demographic but it exists. No need to pretend like it doesn’t, mumsnet! Not everything has to be basic!

(DOI: I do not have the money to spend on such a statement piece. Might do if I did, though.)

WTAF ??

At least they are “faux” muppet fur.

I bet a fair few people would have liked to stick their feet into emu. And possibly Rod Hull.