Stick on nipples? I must be getting old!

[Maternityleavelady]

these just popped up on my M&S suggestions to buy: https://www.marksandspencer.com/silicone-stick-on-nipples/p/clp61230306
I must be getting old and out of touch because in my day we wore padded bras to hide our nipples through clothing!
and if I wanted to show some nipple these days (which I don’t) I could just wear a thin bra rather than stick these things on?!

Surely if you're going to put them on you wouldn't put them on lopsided

My nipples are that size ( never been pregnant though)

For me it was just the one in a car door.

Do M & S do various sizes of nipple? I'd quite like to match the non-mashed one. (sorry if TMI)

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sorry, but that's really funny!

These are small, though. They probably look natural, just like you can sometimes see a bit of nipple through a bra and thin T-shirt, if the bra isn't a solid cup. I don't think they'd make anyone stare.

She does have naturally huge nipples though, which you can see through bras and clothing. As she said, "I don't know what to tell you."

My nipples are very flat, unless I'm cold. If I was having the mid-cycle hots and wanted some male attention, I can imagine using these!

But what if you had them on and you got cold? You’d look like you had 4!?!

They have been around since the early 90s at least.

I went with my mother when she had her breast fitting after her first mastectomy.

The prosthetic breasts don't have a nipple so you can add one over the breast but you also have to put one on your other breast so they match.

I hope you never have a closer encounter than you apparently have had with the exciting world of breast cancer and mastectomies.

Great for fancy dress parties.
Buy four packs and go as a Queen (female cat).

But what if you end up in an impromptu romantic moment. How to explain to the lover that you have stuck fake nipples on the outside of your bra ?

But M&S????

I can imagine why you might buy these from a specialist retailer.

But not my beloved mainstream middle class M&S!!

They’re silicone - so it will stick to skin but not to bra fabric. Maybe they’re for under a thin bra, for people with flat nipples (or none). I have def noticed the Return Of The Nipple as a fashion thing around here.

It's for the Kardashian effect surely

Its probably just me with absolutely giant ones, even before I was pregnant!

It's not April Fools Day is it?

Or people like me, with inverted nipples. Not that I'd bother though.

I remember these being out when I was a young teen circa 2002 I was mortified thinking anyone would wear them

Why would you want any kind of nipple showing through your clothes??

for their personal use, or for use in attracting one?

I imagine that they'd be quite shocked if they were fumbling with blouse buttons and came across a pair of these in situ

Watch the early mid 1990s episode s of Friends
Jennifer Aniston wore something similar under some of her tight tops
Helped get her noticed

Men (or women) could use them for the Scaramanga effect!

How do you know it wasn’t natural?

How big are they- might be useful if you are somewhere where there is a sink with no plug?