Stick on nipples? I must be getting old!

[Maternityleavelady]

these just popped up on my M&S suggestions to buy: https://www.marksandspencer.com/silicone-stick-on-nipples/p/clp61230306
I must be getting old and out of touch because in my day we wore padded bras to hide our nipples through clothing!
and if I wanted to show some nipple these days (which I don’t) I could just wear a thin bra rather than stick these things on?!

Kim got in there first with your brilliant idea!

'The point of the Skims Ultimate Nipple Bra is to give you the bold, perky look of going braless while still providing the lift, shape, and support of a heavy-duty push-up bra.'

Womens Nipple Cover with Piercing Reusable Adhesive Pasties Lingerie Breast Pads | eBay UK https://share.google/2jtj3TOvBfCqh3FxH
Omg you can also get ones with the nipple pierced!

One of my nipples pokes in - so maybe they are designed for us innies! Although I would only need one... no point me buying the pair.

😂😂😂😂😂

God that's weird. My name's actually Kim (not that one).

When I saw your post, I felt sure you were my nipple-down-the-toilet friend from 20 years back.

Skims do a bra with fake nipples on the outside, made to give you lots of lift and volume but then show nip so it gives the illusion that you’re going braless but with gravity defying titties.
I imagine they’re trying to cash in on that but have missed the mark. Can’t imagine that many people want to wear a silicone nipple cover, designed to look like a nipple.

Might want to get that checked at the drs.

I also saw these pop up and thought fleetingly about sticking them where my formerly perky nipples used to be, but mainly I just wondered who the fuck could be arsed to piss about with fake plastic nipps? Even industrial tit tape couldn’t survive an encounter with a dab of sweat in the 90’s. I could easily see these emerging out of my neckline on a night out (which would be hilarious tbf, but not for everyone).

Hard no from me.

You could get 6 and pretend you were a dog or up to 10 if you wanted to pretend to be a hamster.

Like in every scene she had her headlights on full beam...

Oh, your post really made me laugh. At 75, my nipples are definitely staying down south. They deserve their break, they did their job admirably, now it's time for them to go wherever the fuck they want.

Wouldn't you just look cold?

It’s so bizarre. I wander around my house with a T-shirt and no bra and very obvious nipples. Cannot imagine doing that out and about. You’d just have people looking at you.

Surely M & S (spaces to avoid hyperlink!) is mainstream and not at all racy 🤔

Are they not for hanging your tea towels on?!

I think Samantha and Miranda had some ‘success’ with these on SATC, if we define success as getting men in bars to check them out, was it a big 90/00s trend for regular ladies too? I missed this the first time around. I know 90s trends are/were back. I was hoping it was just the dance music and drink prices!

Like this....

https://lucyandyak.com/collections/all-tops/products/greta-organic-cotton-tee-in-pink-with-palm-embroidery

Breast cancer. I've got (sort of) boobs but the nipples are dead. Stick on nipples would be good. Some prostheses have nipples on them.

I was thinking exactly the same thing!! (Along with, wtaf has happened to M&S?! I'd expect something like this from somewhere like Wish, but M&S??)

And also, as a former product copywriter, I've just been having fun imagining the look on someone's face on discovering they had to write a description for those! 😄

80 people looking at those nipples on the m&s website. Probably traffic from here.

Only the pink t shirt has the nips! The other colours are happily nipless

Meanwhile all I do is trying to hide mine when wearing a soft bra 🤣

As someone said it’s a blast from the 2000s. There is an episode of Sex and the City where Samantha is wearing them

It'll be to go on top of push up/padded bras to make it look like boobs are naturally that big/high without a bra on

Tempted to get some and give myself a temporary 3rd nipple or give the impression one of mine has migrated!

Back in the noughties i had the oposite- some things called petal tops, which were flower shaped sticking plasters to stick over your nips when going bra less, to avoid nip outline!