My life would be complete with…

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My life would be complete with a short sleeved chocolate brown boxy fit yet fluid T-shirt.

Thick hair and thin legs, sadly it is the other way round!.

This might be nothing like what you’re looking for style wise but I have this and think it ticks a lot of boxes, light but warm - MASSIVE pockets, waterproof and good length. It says it’s hand wash up to 30 but think I will chance a gentle quick spin at low temp!

www.oysho.com/gb/fellex-aerogel-10k-waterproof-long-padded-jacket-l32773811?colorId=507&pelement=177039955&categoryId=1010328003

All the nail polishes I want, (including the discontinued ones.)

Who here knows what Snape wears in the Harry Potter films? Like that but as a dress or a jacket/skirt. With the Victorian underpinnings and boots to go with it. And an elegant brooch. And a witches hat with a veil. And a velvet cloak. And I want to go to Royal Ascot in that outfit just for the fun of it. 😎

A long black and white striped skirt with narrow vertical stripes.

I'd like a nice corset too, but can't decide between red, black or green.

Currently looking for some long sleeved cotton peasant blouses that don't cost a fortune. Can I find any? Can I heckers! I have a lovely orange one I got from TU a few years ago.

And I want to dress like a Tudor queen one day, with all the silk and velvet.

@Tiredallthetimeneedsleep have you tried M&S for jeans? They are generous size so 16 would probably work, and stretchy, I have a few pairs of Sienna straight legs that are very comfy.

Magic trousers, you can roll them up. I've been various sizes and they always fit and look good, especially with an oversized top when you're having a 'fat' day.

High waisted palazzo trousers which are ankle length - and in a soft denim (texture not colour) fabric. M&S have what I want but because they're not accepting online orders (and my local one doesn't have my size or colour) I am now incomplete.

Yes!!!!!!!

I have the sienna ones. The 16 wouldn't do up. The 18 fit perfect when I tried them on. It wasn't til I wore them the next day that I started to have the issues.

Thanks though

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A Lego sorting machine

Not stylish or beautiful, but this one really made me smile!

some wide leg work trousers that fit really flatteringly on bum/hips then go out and cover shoes but not drag in floor.
and haven’t got an elasticated waist. im
neither a child nor a pensioner so don’t feel elastic is required!

I had a lot of luck in Abercrombie & Fitch. www.abercrombie.com/shop/uk/p/tailored-wide-leg-pant-58593413?categoryId=84945&faceout=model&seq=05&afsource=social+proofing

Don’t have to be a pensioner to like elastic waistbands! Some brands give a nice shape over tummy and hips even with elastic, or get them with the elastic at the back.

Boobs that are small enough to look good in strappy summer clothes

A lovely big walk in wardrobe with a dressing table and nice lighting.

River Island. They have a bit of elastic at the back of the waistband only, but they’re such a good fit on the bum that I’m mentioning them!