My life would be complete with…

[MulberryPeony]

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My life would be complete with a short sleeved chocolate brown boxy fit yet fluid T-shirt.

If you really felt complete you wouldn't need to post spiky comments on style & beauty threads.

For me, I "need" (in italics for the pious), some mid heeled brown sandals with a bit of a closed toe. For summer work sandals. Not too big a heel but also definitely not a kitten heel

A pair of Sezanne cloggs.

They would go with SO many outfits, and are perfectly smart/casual. And I've just bought a Levis 70s-style denim mini dress which they would look great with. They are so timeless and would never date.

And 5.75 size shoe!

A dog!

Some jeans and trousers that are flattering for a short dumpy person. And that also magically work with a variety of tops and don't age me. I rushed to H&M to try the Adalae wide legged high waisted jeans recommended herefor short round people. I looked hideous, like a bag lady....

The introduction of a size 9
Trousers, any trousers, to flatter the flat of arse
Tan, strappy sandals that won't wear through immediately
For my feet to look a lot nicer - why are my heels permanently a purple colour?!

A size 8/10 figure. Trouble is I can't be arsed to work at it !

A ganni tech festival bag and a carhart jacket and new tag heir tans some nice trainers that are comfy and stylish

A dress that doesn't make me look 6 months pregnant. I have not been pregnant for a long time, but a natural apple shape combined with diastasis recti can be disguised in trousers/skirts and the right top, but somehow not dresses. I miss a nice summer dress.

A red Vivienne Westwood dress. I'm going to shift a stone and not order any clothes in June and buy it. Until then I won't feel complete.

Very rude

Very apt, I thought. The poster was being an arse, pissing on the parade of a nice, lighthearted thread.

Just the one?

I used to have shell tops. A lovely crepe cream one, and then in various other neutrals, to go under suit jackets / blazers.
I think I bought them in something like mango or Zara, a couple were buttoned up the back. Lovely.
now all I can find is stretchy cheap shitty shell tops.

Cuffed trousers. Ideally some really well cut cuffed jeans but cool cuffed trousers would be fine.

I miss these too.

A flattering shirt in cotton with a pie crust collar. No puff shoulders or frills anywhere else. Cannot find one.

A waterproof light pair of trainers for everyday that don’t hurt somewhere or look like walking shoes. Tried every make I can think of.

a petite pea coat with raglan sleeves that isn’t oversized or too fitted or too long.

a trench coat that doesn’t make me look like Inch High Private Eye.

Yeah, my left foot in particular.

Replacement ‘spat’ style white and navy block heel almond toe shoes. I think I actually threw them out when I was a SAHM for a few years. Now have so much lovely navy clothes that don’t look right with black shoes.

Miss those shoes.

The perfect white trainer for me which would be a smarter version of something with a bit of a platform like the nike air force 1 for example. However, comfortable also. Not like my converse or superga.

A strawberry blonde hair dye that isn’t orange, and doesn’t fade after 2 washes.

One of those radical facelifts. And a chin lift, if it's not included. Before that I need a humungous amount of dental surgery. May as well get my nose straightened while I'm being chopped up.

Oh, and I'll need many pairs of comfortable pyjamas for the long recovery from all that surgery! Tbh, none of this would 'complete' my life, but this is S&B and that's what it would take to make me look significantly better ... Apart from that, I still haven't found a large, soft leather hobo bag in light tan at a price I can afford.

Next to bring back their super high rise (although I’ll take any version) hypercurve jeans they fit me like they were made for me and no waist gap
i have bought every pair I can find on eBay and vinted!

I passed this in Asda and thought how nice it was, lovely colour. Didn't examine it closely, but now I see it has a hood!
Khaki Longline Lightweight Rain Mac Coat | Women | George at ASDA