hahah at todays " ask lucia" in the times - which uppwardly mobile mum is THIS fgs

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PMSL. As my late granny would have said 'Stupid ass of a woman'

god that is funny

"I would like to spend less than £400"

ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha

oh I can't type anymore for laughing

thanks cod

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Personally I'd go for some fabulous indigo blue trousers made of a cotton material, accompanied by a simple but stylish blouson, in a contemporary 't' shape.

All of the above must be accompanied by subtle flecks of party food, vomit, blood and dirt (with a devilish swipe across the forehead to belnd the look together)
Simple.

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pmsl. anything other than jeans and nice top will surely smack of "trying desperately hard". Am boggling at concept of buying an expensive dress for a party full of cake and chcolate fingered 5 year olds.

'I am much older than the other mums, who will undoubtedly be wearing trendy things from Top Shop. To compensate I would like to buy a Chanel dress and accessorise with Tiffany diamonds so I do not stand out'

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'no please don't touch mummy she went rather over budget for this'

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Oh so funny

at no mini party ring earrings, niche in the market there.

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Haw haw....

That Ask Lucia thing is always a pile of posho shite and this takes it to a whole new level.

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SNOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRT

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Numpty of the highest degree.

come the revolution

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when I first skimmed it I read the word 'bingo' and wondered if they were going to suggest gear to wear for that in the future

I think they should

we hsould write a letter, now I am 60 what do I wear for the bingo?

I want to be able to layer it up for the colder evenings when the fire alarm goes off in my sheltered housing and I have to stand outside in the dark