hahah at todays " ask lucia" in the times - which uppwardly mobile mum is THIS fgs

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Oh hello Mary! You're looking a little.. tired, darling?

ooh Lucia - Its my dd's 1st birthday party next week and I only have £1,000 to spend on an outfit. I've looked everywhere (except the High Street ) and can't find anything

Please help me

tired? tired? i don't know what you mean....
oooh, didnt i see your new bag in that article about chic on the v cheap in the daily mail? it's a very... unusual.... colour isn't it, a bit like that m and s blue my nanny wears...

what this? i've had my birkin for simply YEARS dahling....

LG&T - you wore a Next top ?? It's a wonder anyone still speaks to you

Since the Sixties, darling? Yes, mummy has one of those too!

Oh no! I wore a t-shirt and jeans to ds's 5th party! Why, oh why did I not consult Lucia first? What on earth did all the other mothers there think of me? What was I thinking, putting my son's enjoyment of the day before my own. How stupidly lacking in insane vanity and self-obsession. I can never go out again...

well, tilly. i do offer a service where i come round to your house and criticise your wardrobe (£500 ph) and then take you shopping in harvey nicks (£750 ph) to buy you some naice clothes.... what d'ya say?

Sounds like a bargain to me... If you can find my wardrobe in the shit hole that constitutes my bedroom - you're welcome to come and criticise it

although I AM wearing a dress that cost 200 quid to my dds 2nd birthday tomorrow

but i hate it and dont care if it gets ruined

that green dress is nice though

My comment is there. I'm 'Jayne, Romsey' (you venomous lot ).

OH SHITE

that reminds me
i have sports day soon
what to wear? this is my first time

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oh verrrry good naily

sweats

sweats

The Alberta Ferretti ravishingly pretty ?tea? dress in a crinkled aquamarine chiffon for £310 sounds a snip. I might purchase a second one, in lemon. It'll can be my gardening dress - one in the eye for the 33 year old next door (with the very sad looking peonies and unkempt lawn edges and gosh, those short-shorts she wears).

I think Ask Lucia is like Mrs Mills and Psychic Psmith. It's a laugh, surely.

I dressed as a pirate for DS1's 5th birthday. But hey I was young.

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but what are normal clohtes?

i assume ill have to run in themothers race ala lady di

she wore a dress

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LOL

ah you may jest

but iic she wore a shit dess

very "of the moment"

lol at shit dess

dodgy R on keyboadr

shiRt dRess

v g cod

no party ring earrings, but here are Battenburgs

Mmmm.