hahah at todays " ask lucia" in the times - which uppwardly mobile mum is THIS fgs

[FluffyMummy123]

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PMSL at... and even Gap have some blah blah blah. God Gap ? On the High Street ?? Poor woman would vomit down her own £400 dress

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I have commented

Have you? Mine is not up yet, if they are vetting them it may not appear. I did try to sound genuine.

I have commented

the vaccuous tart

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I have commented. The comments are clearly being "vetted" before being allowed

Could take a while

I commented

mostly to the effect that if she wants to fit in with the other mums then spending £400 on a dress to out-glam them may not be the best way to go about it.

she wont be near the party food
the caterers and entertainers will be with the children, whilst she and the other mummies are in the garden room sipping champers

i have my doubts its a real person

i have commented

it is even better on second visit

I am particularly loving 'my ds's 5th birthday, which I will be hosting'

who else was bloody going to do it, Prince William?

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LOL Capp!

with Take That providing the music

Gordon Ramsay catering

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that woman reminds me of my image of you cod

'the party, which is being held in the daytime'

no shit

well she might have thrown hosted a cocktail party for her daughter's 5th

didn't you?

you're wasting your time commenting.... they just make up stoooopid ?'s like that surely? surely? poncetastic.

Where is my comment? >

Capp lollol at your's.

No shit? God I wish I had her problems.

Tho' actually I do remember my hairdresser telling me about being invited to a Primrose Hill set child's 5th birthday party held at the Ivy, so I think we may be entering the same territory here.

Hi IP!

it was me. Unfortunately there was a delay in printing Lucia's response so I had to host the party in dp's bathrobe as per.

Do you think she calls it 'a ravishingly pretty ?tea? dress' because she's anxious her readers might think it's a dress made of real tea without the inverted commas?

And lol at older mothers being 'more caring'. I am an old witch.

I'm kind of assuming Mary Pullen isn't one of us ?

well you assumed wrong you bunch of horrible jealous cows

do any of you ladies need my help? i have a spare half hour from being paid large sums of money to make up write my ludicrous column. ask away!

none of those peopel who write in are real though are they

just a composite

so they've prob had endless amounts of neurotic yummy mummies writing in about which net a porter dress to wear to sports day etc etc