Who's the 'mint velvet' woman?

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How would you describe a mint velvet customer?

Oh God, apologies for being sneery. It's just bants surely? If it's any consolation I buy loads of stuff from Seasalt who are absolutely vilified on here for making kiddies clothes for adults. (At least they make them in natural fibres though). Meh, who cares what other people think anyway?