Hands up if you've ever seen an uglier pair of boots in your life. Ever.

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I just ... what the hell?

Shitting hell.

Eww. Can you imagine sweaty feet in them?! No thank you

Holy shit. That's all I can say

Like athletes foot with a zip.

Put it on the "how to look expensive" thread

No. No. I have never seen an uglier pair of boots.

They look like some form of fetish wear,,,😐

Stripper boots?

They don't look particularly offensive but they're completely impractical. I think they're just attention seeking boots, which have proved effective.

I was v concerned I would actually like them.
So very glad that I don't.

Wow! Those are special.
I guess they would potentially match any outfit

Would they not fog up with condensation when your feet get sweaty?

Weirdly they make the model's feet remind me of ketchup. Or mayonnaise. Some sort of condiment in a squeezy bottle.

If your feet sweated would you get misting and condensation do you think?

Fetish boot.

Great minds Sunshine

Sunshine that was my exact first thought because I always have sweaty feet

It would be easy to see if they fit?

Wish I hadn't clicked on the link, they are absolutely grim. I like wearing patterned socks with my boots, I couldn't do it with those monstrosities.

I love that they come in different colours.

Wow. And I thought nothing would top these beauties I saw on eBay yesterday:

My eyes !

No doubt a clueless man designed them.

Ewww they scream foot fetish

Bizarrely, I was looking for something from White Stuff when those beauties appeared. I thought you might like them ...

Surely a fetish item rather than actual footwear. Your foot would be so sweaty and slippy inside them they'd be agony. Just designed for sexy time I think.