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Hands up if you've ever seen an uglier pair of boots in your life. Ever.

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WilburIsSomePig · 17/04/2017 21:12

www.publicdesire.com/briella-perspex-heel-boots-in-khaki-satin?istCompanyId=6441a7c9-a919-4383-ae34-84ed6652725c&istItemId=xitxttqaqi&istBid=tzit&gclid=CJbGiIqmrNMCFUUW0wodY48M9g

I just ... what the hell?

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CurriedEggs · 17/04/2017 22:39

This is the ugly reality of them .......

Hands up if you've ever seen an uglier pair of boots in your life. Ever.
flapjackfairy · 17/04/2017 22:43

Ooh i would love the thigh high ones if i can have the legs to go with them !

SashaFiercesMum · 17/04/2017 23:42

Yuk!!!😷

SashaFiercesMum · 17/04/2017 23:42

Yuk!!!😷

Nettletheelf · 17/04/2017 23:45

I noticed that the white ones were reduced too, Winky. Hurry whilst stocks last!

Thanks for posting the link, Wilbur. I am a keen connoisseur of hideous footwear. For laughing at, not wearing.

LoupGarou · 17/04/2017 23:49

Wow, those are nasty.

I see your Blade Runner stripper shoes and raise you these beauts...

Hands up if you've ever seen an uglier pair of boots in your life. Ever.
Nettletheelf · 17/04/2017 23:56

The gun heels are sublime, are those hooves in the front?

Is that you on your way home from Belle Watling's old time Dixie saloon and gentlemen's club?

ShoutOutToMyEx · 17/04/2017 23:56

They're copies of boots designed by Kanye West. Kim Kardashian has worn them a few times recently.

I think they're awful though! Showed DP who laughed out loud.

CauliflowerSqueeze · 18/04/2017 00:00

Makes you realise just how unnatural heels are

NotAMammy · 18/04/2017 00:04

To be fair, I remember a few years back someone on Dragon's Den had kids' wellies that were see-through and you got interchangeable funky socks to wear under them. I reckoned at the time that they were marketing them wrong and should have been aiming them at festival go-ers. These are basically a much less practical version.

LoupGarou · 18/04/2017 00:05

Nettletheelf damn, I didn't think anyone would recognize my feet! Grin I do like the gun heels but the hooves are nasty.

TheMythOfFingerprints · 18/04/2017 00:27

They're in stock.
Shocking.

roundaboutthetown · 18/04/2017 08:55

Would be more shocking if they were sold out. Grin

IHaveBrilloHair · 18/04/2017 09:01

Oh my eyes, what have you all made me look atShock
I need to soothe myself with a nice comfy trainer.

IHaveBrilloHair · 18/04/2017 09:02

Well not actually with the trainer, just looking at some.
I'm somehow making it sound like I want sexy time with trainers, I assure you this is not the caseConfused

fruityb · 18/04/2017 11:27

Very barbarella. Though am going to need two baths just to feel dirty after looking at some of these monstrosities!!

JDEE72 · 18/04/2017 13:02

Holy foot fungus.
Looks like squashed pigs.

Milliemillie · 18/04/2017 14:39

Anyone for a pair of these beauties?

Hands up if you've ever seen an uglier pair of boots in your life. Ever.
flapjackfairy · 18/04/2017 15:50

Oh they are dreadful !
What is going on with shoe designers ?

IHaveBrilloHair · 18/04/2017 15:54

Who on earth though, "Ah yes, legwarmers crossed with flip flops made from denim, they'll be great"?Hmm

mimiasovitch · 19/04/2017 08:40

I saw these yesterday and didn't sleep well as a result

Hands up if you've ever seen an uglier pair of boots in your life. Ever.
Hands up if you've ever seen an uglier pair of boots in your life. Ever.
BitOutOfPractice · 19/04/2017 08:44

Good lord above!

SacharissaCrisplock · 19/04/2017 08:53

In my youth (probably about 2001 or so) I had a pair of clear pvc knee high boots that I used to wear with striped tights. I can indeed confirm you get misty condensationy boots from sweating and they don't look good.

In an effort to reduce this I made a little line of holes in them to allow air to circulate. It didn't work.

Now I think about it that might have been a bit of a fashion disaster Blush

SecretNortherner · 19/04/2017 08:55

Good news, plenty of stock available Confused

NeverTwerkNaked · 19/04/2017 08:58

sacharissa Grin

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