Hands up if you've ever seen an uglier pair of boots in your life. Ever.

[WilburIsSomePig]

www.publicdesire.com/briella-perspex-heel-boots-in-khaki-satin?istCompanyId=6441a7c9-a919-4383-ae34-84ed6652725c&istItemId=xitxttqaqi&istBid=tzit&gclid=CJbGiIqmrNMCFUUW0wodY48M9g

I just ... what the hell?

I've seen someone wearing wellies like that - sweaty condensation was the result!

Eww. Sweaty mushed up feet. Looks grim and I bet they will absolutely honk after a couple of wears.

Dear God. My feet would look like bottled mole rats in those monstrosities. I defy anyone's feet not to look like bottled mole rats in them, in fact.

james

Perhaps they would look more appealing with a nice pair of multicoloured stripey socks? perhaps not

Purple I started that thread too I need to say that I am not some kind of ugly boot fetishist, but I am obsessed with boots and in my quest for the perfect pair I have come across some blinders!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/style_and_beauty/2584438-What-the-actual-fuck-are-these-abominations-all-about-then

In what way is kanye west a fashion designer anyway? Yuk.

Look here she is with underwear/outerwear to match the boots! goo.gl/images/30uCYm

White is down to £24

Thanks wilbur, it was one of my all time favourite threads but I couldn't find it.

I think the things Kanye 'designs' probably confirm he is not a fashion designer. Most of it is hideous.

Nice

Oh jeeze Wilbur was that you? That thread ended badly for me, stuff of nightmares

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Wrong thread cosmo?

Dear God. I know they're only feet but they're disgusting.

i swear kim kardashian wore these

Jeez Gallavich, that close up actually really made me feel a bit nauseous!

Looks like she's got a vase stuck on each foot, just urgh!

Those are a foot fetishist's wet dream

Ew, gross close up.

Now I've clicked on these links, ad suggestions will follow me around the internet.....

Well, they are a perfect advert for the fact that anyone who wears boots with a heel that high is desperate to do permanent harm to their feet.

Slap on the Footner gel! No need to wait an hour to go about your business!

And how about the thigh-high version?