Strops - I love a bit of Just Dance. We have the whole series. Always amusing when DH joins in, lured by an Elvis track.
BTM - hmm....so you are going out tomorrow evening and leaving your DCs to invite "friends round"? Brave..... DS is off to a party in the back of beyond, but has organised a taxi home, as it was made clear we weren't planning to collect him.
BD - bon voyage (if you haven't left already).
That Kondo thing....I am definitely in the market for this, and might invest in the book. I am getting a bit better about letting go of stuff (have been eBaying for the last six months and have a pile ready for a Spring car boot sale), but I could do better.
I'm having a culinary crisis about tomorrow night - DH declared he'd like beef & ale pie, which is slightly outside my comfort zone, but I went with it (why??!) and promptly burned the beef. 
After scouring t'internet for tips I did a swift pan switcheroo, and shoved some peeled spuds into the pot to soak up the burnt taste and a slosh of balsamic vinegar to disguise it. It's still in the oven; the jury is still out as to whether it will actually be edible. It might be chicken traybake after all.
But on a positive note, my mosaic backsplash looks aMAZing and took about ten minutes to do.