Sympathies to monty and waf dealing with school admissions. Well we wanted parental choice didn't we. And what do we get? A migraine and a stomach ulcer and a load of grief. Glad to be out of all that. 
MrsS how annoying. That's the trouble with teens. They just won't bloody play ball. Even for new jeans.... 
I have to admit to not being a Halloween fan ( bah humbug, sorry) nevertheless I have found Dd some dark purple lippy and she, thank heavens has agreed to change into her costume at the theatre instead of me racing back and forth like a mad woman. I am now about to take her for her call, having forced her to practise for her French CA next week.
DS is well chuffed to have received two offers this week from Newcastle and Exeter. Still waiting nervously to hear what Brum offers.
DDad is still in hospital. They have ballsed up on his treatment so prob in til mon at the earliest. DH has gone away for the weekend. Harrumph
Ps waf "embuggerance* is a fantastic word 