I think Im going to get one.
Years ago, I went on holiday by myself to Corfu. I was slim but didn't think it. Anyway, the beach was full of German women, big women. All in bikinis.
Did they care that they had belly fat? Did they care their boobs were skimming their knees? Did they fuck?
Did they have fun? Oh yes.
Did I have fun in my sports cut one piece? Nope.
So I plan to be a German woman this summer. Yes I'm fat (size 16) but I plan to wear a two piece.
Anyone have any ideas? I've seen a big knicker one in Next.