oh god-can SOMEONE just tell me how to get my hair cut, please?

[FillyjonktheFluffy]

I am getting my hair cut tommorrow, and am losing the plot.

it is long atm. It is brown. It is kind of wavy in a bad way.

It is so thick and wiry you could...oh I don't know, do something deeply funny with it.

I have an oval face, a huge nose, and seem to develop a centre parting despite all odds.

It needs to be absolutely zero maintance. Nowt. Medium length good. No super short styles, they require extensive make up or else geography teacher fleeces IMO.

Can someone just please tell me how to cut it? Please? Someone must know about these things.

Well, I'm right, aren't I?

FJ I think you need a hair therapist, not a hairdresser.

Like what?

ok.

no fringes

i am not 5.

You need Ellbell... she battles with her hair (it's very thick.. whilst it's owner is anything but!).. and has it cut into styles that always look very nice

not that high maintencace- try this \link{http://hairstyles.free-beauty-tips.com/medium3.shtml\easy} or \link{http://hairstyles.free-beauty-tips.com/celebrity_hairstyle.shtml\ a little more tousled!!}

I have a fringe. I'm not five. I will soon be 35 tho.. (well in 8 months..)

when i was 5 my mother used to cut my hair into a pudding bowl.

it traumatised me

i'm sure its loverly on you, jess.

now would that first one work for dryly luxuriant hair?

and would i need these fabled ghds?

(its just i could probably buy flares with the money...)

Yup would def work for luxuriant hair. Have you not got a friend prepared to straighten your hair for you so you can see the difference? Thne choose a style. there must be a mnetter with irons somewhre handy?

ooooh I do like it...\link{http://hairstyles.free-beauty-tips.com/medium3.shtml\this one}...whats it called? Does it have a technical name?

could I wear a bobby pin with it, do you reckon?

just get long layers, they make a big difference, hair straighteners are a pita! anyway straight hair not in this year

bobby pin, krkby grip or rollers and a net would also be fine.

BTW have you scrolled down the page and seen the adverts. Second on in from the left....

\link{http://hairstyles.free-beauty-tips.com/sh21.shtml\having mine like this tomorrow}

robunpud! WHAT are you suggesting?

I don't have wrinkles!

\link{http://hairstyles.free-beauty-tips.com/sh7.shtml\ooh no maybe i will go for ....}

Perhaps one of the adverts at the bottom would be good for cod..

see, my hair isn't exactly wavy. its just not exactly completely straight.

Actually, thinkning about it, it is if I brush it properly .

oh no, otter, she looks so sad

\link{http://hairstyles.free-beauty-tips.com/sh4.shtml\what do you think of this (for real!)}

Back to \link{http://hairstyles.free-beauty-tips.com/medium3.shtml\this} which I think is the front runner.

1. WHAT IS IT CALLED? (long layered bob? Season 4 Willow from Buffy look? Come on, people without blue hair...)

1. Will it look like shit without these ghds?

dont you prefer my shorter version of it?

i think that would require quite a lot of maintenance, otter.

your name freaks me out, btw, i can't work out what to call you.

Notanotter- love it
Filly- think this is a sort of graduated bob. You need an expert tho'. I think if you blow dry and BRUSH yours it should be fine withut the ghds. I don't have supersleek hair I just have defrizzed hair iyswim