What's the one thing you wouldn't be caught dead in?

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I'm not sure I'd there's one thing I actually hate to wear. Probably an over the top hat. Or a SnapBack.

I wouldn't like to be caught dead whilst not wearing knickers though. That would be embarrassing, even if I was dead.

Bodycon dresses, they just look appalling on me

I would be mortified if i was caught without underwear.

A maxi dress with a really swirly pattern
Some of the Boden hotchpotch tops
Uggs
Crocs (unless on the way to the pool)
Tattoos

A waterfall cardigan. Bleurgh.

Cycling shorts

Oh and crocs, double bleurgh.

Bikini!!

Another vote for crocs

Quite a lot of things but the main thing I hate is anything with a huge logo over it, so jack will, hollister, abercrombie or super dry in the main. Even my gym wear I don't like covered in logos a small tick or tiny embroidered logo is fine though.

No make up
swimming costume
shorts
'fun' pattern stuff from Boden

What is a Snapback?

Agree with the Superdry etc logos. Ugh.

Anything with Animal Print, sorry but far too Bet Lynch for me.

(same with chandelier earrings)

a tatoo

Another vote against Uggs and obvious logos. I have never worn a scrunchie in my life and never will.
What's a "snap back"?

Ugg boots. They look like novelty chicken feet.
Plain black cheap leggings especially when worn as trousers so you can read the slogan on my knickers and count my cellulite dimples.
Those drapey waterfall cardigans without buttons

Crocs!

Gladiator sandals
Tattoo
Maxi dress (any type reminds me of Margo Leadbetter)
Boob tubes
Doc Martens - any type

God yes animal print.

I am of that age where animal print = woman of a certain type

(DD loves it and I am always trying to put her off.)

Also tattoos

I am of that age where tattoos = rough as a badger's arse

A bikini, my curves need to be contained for the sake of everyone else! Who needs a tanned tummy anyway?!? I don't own any outfits that would expose my torso!

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=snapback&um=1&sa=N&rlz=1R2AURU_enGB503&biw=1396&bih=622&hl=en&tbm=isch&tbnid=EfVKOM1osuQlQM:&imgrefurl=www.highsnobiety.com/2012/07/17/new-era-snake-visor-snapback-caps/&docid=DSniezCxJij4yM&imgurl=www.highsnobiety.com/files/2012/07/new-era-japan-snake-visor-snapback-caps-1.jpg&w=980&h=653&ei=N26rUeebHKWW0AX2soCADg&zoom=1&ved=1t:3588,r:38,s:0,i:276&iact=rc&dur=1680&page=3&tbnh=173&tbnw=234&start=35&ndsp=25&tx=145&ty=105" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">snapback - very popular with the yoof round here (including DS!)

Polyester trousers, as seen in Peoples Friend!

DD2 likes them. Hence how I know about them. Kind of like caps.

I don't mind Crocs, I admit they have a time and a place though.

I'll be caught dead in tattoos (I have one on my hip). I like it though.

Animal print
Gold lame
Crocs - yuk!

Crocs
Ugg Boots
Tattoos
High Heels with platform sole

Shell suit - saw one the other day and had a flood of nostalgia for when they were the height of fashion. I don't care how retro ironic the trend is I just wouldn't.