What's the one thing you wouldn't be caught dead in?

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I'm not sure I'd there's one thing I actually hate to wear. Probably an over the top hat. Or a SnapBack.

I wouldn't like to be caught dead whilst not wearing knickers though. That would be embarrassing, even if I was dead.

A cagoole

Track suit bottoms

Anything made of fleece

High heels with an ankle strap

Open toes and nude tights

Tights that look like stockings

Fleece of any kind esp with a zip funnel neck

Berghous or regatta coat

Utility style jeans

A polo shirt

A tabard

Tattoos
Ugg boots
Gladiator sandals
Shiny fabric
Pink
Lace
Logos

I do hope the fashion police never catch up with me ...... hides my clothes quickly

Can't stop laughing at the wolf fleece. My Nana was shopping once ans saw two ladies wearing fleeces with Alsations on and siad to this man next to her ?they look a bit woof? and it turned out it was his wife and sil.

I'd never be seen dead with one of those yummy mummy bags.

Oops,sorry typing on phone

Dungarees.

Yuck.

Those hideous dresses that are short at the front and long at the back. Why? Just why?

Real fur.

Anything shiny.

One sleeve dresses. Again, why?

Racer back vest. Hideous.

Sling back sandals. Have always hated them.

Any kind of nightwear that has words or pictures of animals on it. Or worse still, words and a picture of a sheep/kitten/puppy etc.

Crocs. Never.

Those hideous hand made eyelash knitted scarves.

Anything with NEXT or FCUK plastered on it.

Anything by Hollister. Chav wear.

Boot cut jeans. Do not suit me.

Mohair. Itchy and scratchy!

Hipster knickers or boxers for women. Vile.

As you can tell, I'm fussy!

Anything by Dennis Basso (furrier who makes faux fur products for QVC)
Anything by Pompoos
Anything by Butler and Wilson (Emporers New Clothes or what)

The skin-tight cheapie leggings that the fair ladies of Essex are so fond of (and most of them really shouldn't )
NUDE LEGGINGS WHY.??

Thongs
Courtney Stodden stylee platforms
Well any platforms

I was just discussing this with my mum. We agreed those beige cut off trousers that women of a certain age seem to wear in summer (with sensible shoes) are the worst.

I also hate jumpers/cardigans with the shirt attached, they are grim.

Crocs
Uggs
Burberry
Hollister
Animal print
Leggings
Play suit
Any sportswear (unless in the gym)
fake fur
Platform wedges
fleece
"Witty" T shirts

Anything with a logo/brand name
Anything with a cutesy animal picture on it
Anything with a face on it
Anything in a shiny fabric
Animal print
Boden's big floral patterns
Anything adorned with bling/diamante
Uggs
A onesie
Tracksuit bottoms outside the house/the gym

Another very fussy one!

Leggings
Jeggings
Skinny jeans...maybe 1% of the population looks good in them.
Velvet (shudder)
Onesies on anyone over 5 years old
Tracksuit bottoms outside the gym
Lycra outside the gym
Bra straps showing - ugh
Fleecy jackets - omg ! Those animal ones! I saw one with sheepdogs on the other day!

Anything by Gok Wan in Sainsburys.

I don't mind logos tbh. If I like the clothes without the logo, I see no harm showing I like it, even if it's like a billboard.

I admit to having a onesie, but it's fr snuggling up on the sofa in ans never for more than a few hours and not outside or as general daywear. It's purple....

70 we live on the Essex border (quite near where TOWIE etc; is filmed) and tbh, I haven't seen anyone wear nude leggings! From a distance, wouldn't you look like you were half naked?

I think I'm a fashion failure

A cheap handbag.

Anything fake.

A coffin.

Oh no, wait......

Anything yellow (shudder). Skinny jeans.
Anything pleated.
Gym wear as normal clothing.

Elasticated trousers
Pop socks

Forgot the worst...matching outfits with OH. Saw couple on holiday with matching maroon fleeces and both wearing Crocs

Crocs
Onesie

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