What's the one thing you wouldn't be caught dead in?

[TheHerringScreams]

I'm not sure I'd there's one thing I actually hate to wear. Probably an over the top hat. Or a SnapBack.

I wouldn't like to be caught dead whilst not wearing knickers though. That would be embarrassing, even if I was dead.

Another vote for crocs

But also my personal pet hates:

Anything with corset style lacing that isn't a corset, particularly shirts

Anything black leather with white overstitching (shudder)

Shoes with the price label still on the bottom

Chipped varnish on toes

Non matching pants and bra

Appliqué anything

A tankini

Any clothing with logos or writing on them (I am not a billboard)

Oh, I could go on.

crocs
leggings
anything pink or mumsy
anything that has a 'name' on it. I'm not into advertising on my body

One of those vintage style dresses with the net petticoat

Nude shoes

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Crocs - cute on kids though
Ugg boots - just ugly
Those god awful sky high platform shoes - make think of porn stars and lap dancers

Those cardigans or jumpers with a fake shirt attached, another vote for uggs.

tracksuit / jogging bottoms / crocs / tulip skirt (like them, just not on me) / anything white or cream - makes me look hideous / most pastels / chipped varnish / blusher

anything from Per Una (apart from a lacy shrug thingy that goes with everything!)

Oh yes and the fifties style dresses-not at all flattering on me and my tree trunk legs!

A wolf fleece.

Unless I was really cold.

Anything crocheted.

anything with a big sports logo / brand name
Huge swirly patterns , anything mumsy and frumpy
Dresses with cut outs only cos I've gained so much grrr-
Halternecks (no good for those large of nork)
Strapless bras (as above)

lol wolf fleece! I used to take photos of fleeces (fleece spotting ) there was a website you could post them to. Killer Whale fleece was my top 'find'!

Shorts
White trousers / jeans
In fact anything light-coloured below the waist
Tapered trousers
Visible logos
Patent leather
Synthetic shoes / bags / knitwear
Stonewash / acid wash jeans
Tight / pointy / instrument of torture shoes

Anything from Lipsy (nylon /flammable, worn by Towie cast, looks market stall )

Probably lots of things but since I recently saw a photo of myself in 1980 wearing them it has to be dungarees. Never again.

In my defence I was only 13 but still.

definitely a wolf fleece, my mother owns one it is hilarious

Waterfall cardigans
Asymmetric dresses
Over-the-knee boots
Big logos (prefer none at all, in fact)

Spanx.

Pearls
Animal print
Crocs
Tattoos
More than one earring in each ear
Thongs
Corset
Playsuit
Kaftan

Another vote for crocs. A fleece. Acid wash jeans and hotpants make me shudder! Oh and maxi dresses with horrid big flowers.

hanky hems
Playsuit as I need to wee too much
Thongs buttock floss
Spanx (never again! rolling down torture instruments)

Lace. DH hates lace. I an not a fan either.

Skinny Jeans
Jeggings
Knee high boots on the outside of jeans/trousers/leggings
Knee high boots and skirts
Mini Skirt
Hot Pants
Animal Print (anything)
Matching top and bottoms
Fake Tan
Hareem Pants (spelling)
Double Denim

Yes of course i missed the first thing
Play suits
Cat suits (the lycra kind)
Onesie (spelling?)