Right, anyone up for a challenge? Wedding outfit for short, fat minger!

[GwendolineMaryLacey]

Very posh wedding coming up in 2 months. I'm 5'2, size 20-22, huge bosoms and footballers' legs. I also have upper arms like a side of pork.

So, it can't be sleeveless and it can't be shorter than ankle length. Oh, and I'm poor :o

lol at porky arms

I WILL HELP YOU GWENDERS
I WILL DRESS YOU

Right. Enough of this short fat minger.

i don't do style and beauty but nor do I do disparaging yourself

So no more short fat minger.

Said with love from a short fat minger

So you want arms and legs covered DEFFO?

how posh is it? no trousers?

could you do knee length with really good tights?

and what exactly IS the budget

classic wrap
www.johnlewis.com/alexon-entry-knot-dress-pansy/p388172

I luffs this

model is probably about 6ft so should be below knee on 5'2''?

too revealing?
www.johnlewis.com/alexon-lace-top-dress/p397540?colour=Blue

I can do sleeveless with a shrug or summat. Definitely legs covered. You know those old ladies you see sometimes with huge legs because of mega water retention. Mine are worse :o

I think I could do trousers. Budget is whatever it needs to be I guess but keep it sensible!

plain but chic imo = sold out in a 22 but keep an eye on it
www.next.co.uk/x5176s4#145016x51s20?i=20

trouser might be nice then with cool shoes

what style suits?

gah dont do shrug crap - just get a dress with sleeves

what do you think so far?

The first one is spot on my colour. I love purple matches my complexion :o

Lovely so far but I'm thinking a bit short. I cannot stress the horridness of my legs

come on you can wear this
www.simplybe.co.uk/shop/rise-tulisa-sequin-flower-dress/uc219/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=7985#colour:Turquoise,size:

take a pic of your knees down

NOW and post it

sparkly

LOVE but too much for a wedding

I can't take a photo, I don't know how to work the panorama setting on my camera :o

Seriously, there is no way in hell my legs can go on show. They haven't seen daylight since 1978.

hello

Bodycon/dp/B004P0A7XQ?ie=UTF8&ref=sr144&nodeId=43091030&sr=1-44&qid=1365879368

purple

Simply Be have got some lovely wedding dresses that would be great. However, I'm not the bride thank Christ and I don't think the real bride would care to be upstaged by me

www.marksandspencer.com/Per-Una-Crossover-V-Neck-Bodycon/dp/B004P0A7XQ?ie=UTF8&ref=sr_1_44&nodeId=43091030&sr=1-44&qid=1365879368

right no sleeves but good for legs
www.marksandspencer.com/V-Neck-Ruched-Bodice-Chiffon-Dress/dp/B00ATVOZNS?ie=UTF8&ref=sr_1_86&nodeId=43091030&sr=1-86&qid=1365879474

ok red maxi dress
www.dorothyperkins.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=1&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33053&storeId=12552&productId=9667005&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=208648&parent_categoryId=208600&pageSize=200&refinements=Size{1}~[22]^category~[208786|208648]&noOfRefinements=2

amazon