Right, anyone up for a challenge? Wedding outfit for short, fat minger!

[GwendolineMaryLacey]

Very posh wedding coming up in 2 months. I'm 5'2, size 20-22, huge bosoms and footballers' legs. I also have upper arms like a side of pork.

So, it can't be sleeveless and it can't be shorter than ankle length. Oh, and I'm poor :o

sorry
getting mumsy

www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Jacques+Vert+Monique+spot+mesh+dress/180359503,default,pd.html

this with opaques

i like
www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Linea+Tribal+ruched+back+3/4+sleeve+dress/177882987,default,pd.html

love this

www.asos.com/ASOS-Curve/ASOS-CURVE-Maxi-Dress-With-Bell-Sleeve/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2791705&cid=9579&Rf-300=1993&Rf981=3680,3679&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=-1&sort=-1&clr=Blue

asos swishy

lol at the video walkingon this
www.asos.com/ASOS-Curve/ASOS-CURVE-Maxi-Dress-In-Vintage-Floral-Print/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2779489&cid=9579&Rf-300=1993&Rf981=3680,3679&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=-1&sort=-1&clr=Multi

ooh that's very abba

CORENY some of us are lasting the course

not like the OP

[grr]

Sorry, we're babysitting DH's niece for the first time and she's mega upset. I will be back asap, sorry.

lol

fgs crying kids

;)

OK you are wearing THIS
www.evans.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=25&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33054&storeId=12553&productId=9285080&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=209441&parent_categoryId=209427&pageSize=24&refinements=Size{1}~[22/24]^Sleeve%20Length{1}~[half%20sleeves|short%20sleeves]&noOfRefinements=3

with some glam black floppy trrousers and some BRIGHT coloured shoes and a clutch

maybe neon.

Hang on, working my way through...

I'm loving the Lindy Bop dresses. Am mooching through those at the moment.And the vintage floral ASOS number....

i think youd be cold in the floral one in June

I'll wear a scarf :o

I like the M&S ruches v neck bodice thingy too.

Have a look at Igigi and Kiyonna. Both American plus size sites.

Some lovely things (and a few shockers) to be found.

LMB - I like that tunic! Yy to floppy trousers too.

i have a glam mate who is about a 22 i think. always looks lovely. Its colour i think and accessories

anyway she would wear the tunic, floppy trews and amazing shoes bag etc

Had her hair done, lovely make up.

plus she looks like she BELONGs in the clothes - not trying to be weddingy

What colour trews? I'd be happier in trousers I must say.

Taking sprogs up to bed (still crying) I will return...

You are all being fab, thank you!

either white or black with that. nice and long onto your shoes

then pick shoes and bags that match each other but contrast nicely and THOSE you can wear again too. so you can spend on those

I would say black.

bag

www.zara.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product/uk/en/zara-neu-S2013/358019/1156517/NEON%20BOX%20CLUTCH

shoes
www.zara.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product/uk/en/zara-neu-S2013/358019/1156517/NEON%20BOX%20CLUTCH