May I be the first crepey to ask, this particular snow fall, why schools close when it snows? I'm sure In My Day they didn't, unless the boiler packed up or something. Is it because teachers can't get there? In which case they're being massive wusses. And why doesn't our nursery ever close? That has teachers, too...
Am in the study, which is inside. But as the window is jammed open, and the radiator doesn't work, am wearing snow boots, thermal tights, jeans, thermal top, cashmere jumper, fleece and scarf. With the heater on.
I have an S&B query. Have any of you been to a bat mitzvah? It's like a bar mitzvah, but for a girl, apparently. Have no idea what to wear. Options include long midnight blue slinky dress, knee-length wrap-style smart jersey dress, or something from Sainsbury's.