Does this dress exist?

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...Or is it only in my mind?

I want a dress which is:

-Warm (preferably knitted)
-Has long sleeves (wrist length)
-Is knee or mid calf length
-Has a straight skirt (not flared)

I think I want black, but am open to suggestion.

I am also open to different neck styles.

Why is it so hard to find?

Can anyone help?

Thanks tmmj, but that's too short- it has to be knee or mid calf length as my thighs would frighten children.

from the MN uniform supplier...

I'm afraid that has a flared skirt- I really want straight.

Sorry.

Welcome to my world

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these

Ahem...

Don't like the empire line of the second Boden one, sorry FakePlastic.

I just want a simple up-and-down dress

Sorry mine won't go to the actual dress, but there's a few on the esprit site.

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What'swrong, your link goes to the homepage... did you mean this one? It's nearly right, but too farking short.

fuzzy, boden too flared; printed too printed (needs to be plain); slash neck would be perfect if it wasn't buttock skimming and warehouse midi one would actually be very good- but out of stock in my size (16).

Thank you for trying.

whoops meant this

How loaded are you? See below.

not my cup of tea but you never know

here?

these? not all ridiculously expensive ...

or this?

ahem

x post with everyone.

New look one = nice but hate cable knit.
stripe one = too short
Nougat one = lovely shape, but want plain
oasis = not keen on pattern
jaeger = LOVE but can't afford that much £100 max. Sorry, should've said.

Really appreciate you looking. Am impressed

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Don't know which one you meant, Tethers, as your link does the same thing. I meant the one with the shiny ribbon belt, but there were a few on that website I thought.

How much is your limit? Am thinking Gap.

Sorry, I really hate that boden one - don't like the empire line and it's too flared.

I'd rather look fat in a straight skirt than thin in that dress. Tis vile

I absolutely love this one but it's too expensive. Am having a Jim Bowen-style "Look at what you could've won" moment. Ditto the Jaeger.

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This.

£100 max WhatsWrong... I thought of Gap, but they all seem to finish above the knee...

Was thinking of the polo necked one on the espirit site... TBH though, they're all too short.