Chocolate, champagne and oysters, could do with loads of that! 
Had the same trouble finding Easter eggs BTW.
What a weekend! Dp's parents really hate me, I don't know why, apparently they think I am 'sponging' off dp, I won't go into details but we had a bit of a row over the weekend because dp decided to buy me a tumble dryer because I am working longer hours and I'm having trouble keeping up with the washing and drying and they objected to him buying it for me (after all I never do any of his washing, drying and ironing 
).
Dp's mum (before the row) thought that it was ok for her dog to chew on my brand new boots, I asked dp to stop the dog, his mum thought I was out of order because "It only wanted a nibble"! The same aas the blooming thing only wanted a nibble of dsd's coat and arm, dsd was screaming but MIL said "well she will play with the dog, what does she expect?" I am very surprised that BM hasn't been on the phone going mad and I wouldn't blame her, I had to make dp go and rescue her! Poor dsd has got bruises all over her arm!
Then I got my first my first slating on MN, I thought it was quite amusing really, thanks for backing me up BTW.
I tripped over the cat and sprained my ankle, in front of everyone (we had the whole of dp's family around for dinner Sunday), I had the mint sauce in my hand and as I fell the sauce went all over my beautifully laid table (which I had spent ages on, you know the best tablecloth cutlery etc).... and I had to grin and bear the pain and humiliation of it all because everyone was there (and the atmosphere was rather tense because of the dog and the tumble dryer incidents).......
It’s ok, you can ROFL, and I’m seeing the funny side of it as I am typing! 
Actually pmsl, it could only happen to me! 