Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us? (Thread 2)

[Squirrel3]

Ah ha! I knew I could get it to the two thousand posts!!!!

But how do you wake up enough to ride your bike all of that way without tea and brekkie?

Spiders must be made of stern stuff!

I'm not awake tho. I do it in my sleep on auto pilot well the first part anyway which is very quiet roads and a park. The cold air atm does tend to wake me up quite quickly which is not very nice but is effective.

I couldn't do it! It would kill me I'm sure.

Walking to the end of my road to get the bus is bad enough!!!!!

I thoguth you leapt through the trees with the greatest of ease to get to work (abit like the fella in that advert who wants to get home in time to watch his fav programme)

How do you get to work Naam. Actually I thought I was unusual in not having tea etc before leaving the house Guess Im not then

No way could I cycle 22 miles a day!! Haven't been on a bike for ooooohhhhh must be, erm, at least 15 years - probably longer. Can't even force myself onto the exercise bike never mind a real one

x posts tarantula

I drive - it's just over 6 miles through country lanes, takes me 15 minutes at the most

That?s to get home to a nice bottle of veno Tarantula, can't seem to work up enough enthusiasm to do it to get to work!

DP and I decided to ride bikes around Bewl Water Fishing Lake in the summer last year. It was hilarious, I hadn't ridden a bike since I was a kid and I didn't know how to work the gears. I was wobbling about all over the place. My legs (and other places) were hurting, dp couldn't stop laughing at me.

I decided that squirrels were not meant to ride bikes so I walked back to the car got my fishing rod, hired a boat and went to catch some trout!!!!

Squirrels like boats!

Are you related to Ratty then? 'There is nothing, absolutely nothing half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats'. You should take that as your motto you know.

PMSL

Hello, got an early dart from work. Tried all that with the speakers and they still don't work. They are separate and wee working fine when DD had cbeebies websiter on full blast on sunday, since then nothing.
I drive a 50cc scooter does that count as a biker chick. (My hairdryer on wheels.)
As to the morning routine, I set the alarm for six and ignore it till half past, (Unless the cat has been attacking my toes since five)Tumble downstairs and make a cup of tea. Sit infront of GMTV comatose until Seven when I have to get dressed or I'll miss the bus. Up, dressed, DD up, and wrapped in ten blankets, delivered to MIL up the road and on the bus by 7.25. Arrive at work at 7.45 in time for more tea b4 work at 8.00 (By 8.30 the two cups of tea have worked their way down and i need a toilet break, which I make last as long as possible)

Squirrel on her bike here ! Where did the saddle go?

Ouch tarantula! that was nasty! I'm going off to sulk now!!!!!!!

lol at the pictures

I can't cope with any food or drink first thing in the morning but I have a cup of tea when I get to work. And I never bother with the telly, don't think I could take anything in anyway when I've only just got up

Sorry Squirrel twas the first pic that came up when i put in squirrel and bike so thougth it was quite appropriate

Ok, so I can't sulk for long!!!!

but look here!

huh heres what I say to that

Now now ladies - kiss and make up please

I love that card website. Its so cool.

any date for this night in yet

ROFL

I haven't laughed so much for ages, my office has a glass wall and all of the students are lookig at me, they are convinced I am mad now!

Must....wipe......eyes........and.......regain......composure!

Good question workingmum We were hoping to have it either Friday 3rd or Saturday 4th March - what does everyone think?

Sorry still ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

I actually had to keep on clicking the link to see it again!!!!