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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

DFiance's Whitlow

96 replies

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 11:03

Looked over DF's shoulder to see this monster. 10 mins with hottest flannel he can bear has produced nothing. Going to try sterilised needle next. Wish us luck!

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Heartofgoldheadofcabbage · 17/02/2019 11:09

WTF...there’s whitlows...then there’s this WHITLOW...😲

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 11:20

Got him booked in the out of hours surgery for 1pm.

As a long-standing aficionado of Sporner Corner I thought it impolite not to share.

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Magicstar1 · 17/02/2019 11:21

Bloody hell its enormous!

Don’t forget the video Wink

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 11:23

Not sure how we're actually going to burst the fecker. Advice appreciated! I'll see if I can find an open chemist to get some mag sulph. It seems impervious to needles...:(

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PotteringAlong · 17/02/2019 11:36

That’s a monster. And looks really painful.

Aprilshowersarecomingsoon · 17/02/2019 11:37

Looks like he is growing a penis on his finger!!

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 11:43

The one below his waist is a lot nicer! I shall have to refer to it as the penis finger from here on in!

He says he's not in any pain - but my actual worry is clearing up the infection. He told me the pus smelled rank so he'll need antibiotics. Problem is, he's allergic to penicillin...

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bobstersmum · 17/02/2019 11:47

I'd soak it in very hot salty water and try to pop it while it's in there, the hot water will definitely soften it, it must be painful!!

sadkoala · 17/02/2019 12:34

shameless placemarking over here!

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 12:42

@sadkoala if you're in Southend you can come and do it! Will be trying when we get home. Just picked up some antibiotics from the doctors.

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HavelockVetinari · 17/02/2019 12:44

Oooh! Wow! Thank you so much for sharing OP, that's a good'un.

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 12:47

Doctor went woah that's nasty when he saw it. 1st pharmacy doesn't have the antibiotics DF needs. Plan B. Hope to sort out poke and drain by 1.30pm.

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Groovee · 17/02/2019 12:52

😱

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 13:15

3rd pharmacy had the right antibiotics. Got to wait to get the script filled. Sorry for the delay folks, but we will do our best to video it for shits and giggles posterity

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katykins85 · 17/02/2019 13:16

Wow 😍

dancemom · 17/02/2019 13:17

Film it! Film it! Film it!

gaggiagirl · 17/02/2019 13:20

Good grief! Hope that clears up soon!

hairypaws · 17/02/2019 13:21

I'm pulling up a seat for this beaut!

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 13:22

DF is now relishing his 15 mins of Sporn Fame.
I'm sure he'd be rather be famous for one letter fewer but them's that breaks.

Penis Finger will long linger in our collective vocabulary!

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sackrifice · 17/02/2019 13:22

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

EatsFartsAndLeaves · 17/02/2019 13:23

Getting popcorn...

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 13:23

Meant to ask: what's the protocol re: sound on video?

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BillywigSting · 17/02/2019 13:23

pulls up a pew

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 13:24

We're still in Boots getting the prescription. 25 mins home then re-sterilise the needle and it's all yours. Shame I can't livestream it. Or would that be slightly obscene.

Do I have to put in some warning over graphic nature of the video?

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GerryblewuptheER · 17/02/2019 13:25

Wow Grin