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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

DFiance's Whitlow

96 replies

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 11:03

Looked over DF's shoulder to see this monster. 10 mins with hottest flannel he can bear has produced nothing. Going to try sterilised needle next. Wish us luck!

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LilQuim · 17/02/2019 15:15

Fuck. I had sound off. I'm going back in!!

Thank you to your DF for his services to sporners!

ToEarlyForDecorations · 17/02/2019 15:15

Nice. Thank you.

LilQuim · 17/02/2019 15:20

Oooooooooh aren't you two posh! I loved the heavy breathing, I think I joined in. Was like giving birth.

How did that even happen? I didn't know there was a name for manky penis finger!

Thank you! WineThanks

westendshits · 17/02/2019 15:54

Sorry for too late reply!
Personally I think a witlow is not an emergency, so unless you are the very unlucky small percentage with spreading infection then no need for a&e. But equally lots of people are worried about the pain/doing it themselves/sterilising correctly.
Good on you and thanks for the sporn!!

Just make sure to put some big slits in the now empty saggy sac so that it is not able to refill.

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 16:09

It apparently went from nothing to that size overnight. I say apparently because the first I saw of it was when he was hanging up the washing first thing. The fact it happened so quickly was the scary bit. He noticed it at rugby yesterday afternoon (and we got distracted by his granny falling over and needing to be rescued yesterday afterwards) but didn't feel the need to tell me until I spotted it today. That led to a discussion on how laid back is appropriate for injuries/illnesses (on the way back from 3rd pharmacy - couldn't get the right antibiotics at the first two).

He's the posh one in the family. I'm the daughter of refugees and Brummies.

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mogtheexcellent · 17/02/2019 16:23

Anyone else watch it thinking 'turn the tap off for the love of god'

Otherwise lovely. If it refills let us know.

CantWinLotteryIfDontBuyTicket · 17/02/2019 16:28

Where in the video does it spurt???

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 16:32

Mog that was what the doctor told us to do!
And at the point where DF says sorry it spurted. Right onto my lovely wall :(

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FaceLikeAPairOfTits · 17/02/2019 16:41

I watched that in a high state of anxiety that it was going to spurt onto your toothbrush.

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 16:43

It missed by millimetres. When it comes to controlling placement of spurts, DF is a pro, penis finger or otherwise.

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LilQuim · 17/02/2019 17:36

@AuntieGeek It missed by millimetres. When it comes to controlling placement of spurts, DF is a pro, penis finger or otherwise.

GrinGrinGrin

Aprilshowersarecomingsoon · 17/02/2019 19:22

Penis finger finally ejaculated!!
Sorry so crude!!

AuntieGeek · 17/02/2019 19:35

DF snorted at that.

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BryanAdamsLeftAnkle · 17/02/2019 19:50

Well I am most grateful for that sporner Sunday post! I start my new placement tomorrow in A&E (student nurse) and I can't wait to see stuff like that. My colleagues went pale when we had wound dressings to do. Me? .... Love it!

buckingfrolicks · 17/02/2019 20:03

Your voice OP, saying "do you want me to do it?" And "is there any more to come out?" Hilarious! Your eagerness to get hands-on was audible!

My god I didn't know they could get so large. He was a big brave lad and I hope you gave him a lollipop and a badge.

INeedToGetHealthy · 17/02/2019 20:28

Glorious video OP and Captain Penis-Finger

Magicstar1 · 18/02/2019 14:47

I think you missed a comma OP
It missed by millimetres. When it comes to controlling placement of spurts, DF is a pro, penis, finger or otherwise Wink

Great video BTW

AuntieGeek · 18/02/2019 15:22

@Magicstar1 thank you for that giggle. Tough weekend, tough day today and that makes ght get me through till hometime.

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starryeyed19 · 18/02/2019 15:28

This is the best thread ever. Penis finger forever!

PotteringAlong · 19/02/2019 15:33

858 views! That’s a famous finger!

AuntieGeek · 19/02/2019 16:16

DF is well chuffed.

Thanks for the support folks.

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