Have you tried feeding him more? (When DS2 was failure to thrive)
Is it because you're short? (Someone thought me being 5ft 1in and DS2 being failure to thrive were linked)
Are you sure he's 14 months?, He looks about 6 months to me (I know how old he is, I was there, even though I was on a lot of gas and air!)
He's not that disabled, I've got children on my books who have hoists you know (the social worker when DS2 was about 15 months old)
DS1 is a handful, you should go on a parenting course (the social worker. I didn't know the polite way of saying "no, he just hates you")
He really should be out of nappies by now (said by a lot of people about DS1 from 2.5 onwards)
He's not daft is he? (about DS2)
Ooh look, he's talking to me. Is he normal now? (old lady talking about DS2)
Are they non identical twins or identical twins? (said by loads of people and not sn but had to put it in because it's just daft)