So, MNHQ, bedecked in LKBennett (and Boden for the plebs) are all out stuffing pizza and Bolly, half of the posters and hangers-on are there too: what mischief shall we get up to while they're away?

[WilfSell]

Because I bet they've just left BigTech in charge. Or he/she'll be checking in every once in a while, a bit pished and lairy.

So we can DO. WHAT. WE. LIKE. while the Leaders party.

Sarah Ferguson is here. How weird is that? I think they invited her to gently point out how silly her world mumnet idea was. She is wearing a black trouser suit with violet trim and has a very loud voice, but seems quite nice.

Does she bray?

You do NOT want to know what I'm poking in your eye YMT. I suggest you bugger off you peeping Tom before somebody gets hurt...

No, she doesn't bray, it's more one of those loud, confident voices. She can't help it, it's her birthright. Someone said her daughters were around, but i haven't seen them yet.

Someone's banging on my door. I'll go out and have a bit of a mingle and pop back later.

Is it a trouser snake you're poking it with , SOH?

Twitter is exploding with pics.

That eye is freaky.

Hully you are at the MN party. What are you doing on MN??

hully love, chuck some paper over the cubicle wall will you? There's a pet...
janet Street Porter was in before me and she's used the last of the roll up..

Thanks YMTech, I'm going to see that eye in my nightmares!

Dont' worry, Hully, we won't tell ANYONE.

I haven't managed to leave the loo yet because the blond one from East Enders is out there talking to Fiona Campbell. It just gets weirder. They are discussing highlights versus streaks.

Molly! How can I recognise you?

If you stay in there much longer people are going to start speculating on what you're up to.

It's easy, I'm wearing a Boden frock

I said I had an upset stomach. They have all been very sympathetic. One of the Wankers gave me some kaolin and morphine.

A boden frock she's had to use as loo roll bebause you didn't throw her a new roll.

I think I am enjoying this party more with Hully's commentary than if I was actually there ('cos I wouldn't recognise anybody anyway!)

Say hello to the Wankers from me please.

Is it all very flowery and manic prints?

and I have a beard.

It's a very odd mix because most people are quite soberly dressed, an awful lot of little black dresses, and then you get this mad bright Boden like one of the council's summer bedding arrangements! It's quite jolly.

I am out of the loo finally. I have found a dark corner where I can see and not be seen (I am quite shy). The champagne is very good. It helps.

I'm guessing that the boden wearers are the comp winners.

Yes, the Haiku victorious. They are all drinking a lot, I think they are a bit intimidated. Some of them are already a bit unsteady and at least one has been a bit discommoded.

well, she ain't wearing Boden...

Troll!

there are an awful lot of wrap dresses....