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If we are going to censor user names can we please....

97 replies

EccentricaGallumbits · 29/09/2009 18:17

not allow anything with mum, mummy, mama, dad, dadda, gramps etc because they annoy the crap out of me for being too twee.

also anything with random numbers at the end because they are pointless.

TIA

OP posts:
mwff · 29/09/2009 19:29

i've always thought mummydoit is a top name :P

scottishmummy · 29/09/2009 19:32

oops ms royalty!queen of sandwiches.still demur

Vive la République

Pluginbaby · 29/09/2009 19:32

Just changed mine but not from any of the above, fancied a change. Is the use of baby in a name ok?

scottishmummy · 29/09/2009 19:32

the spoonerisms are the funniest

broguemum · 29/09/2009 19:35

So would it be OK if I became mroguebum?

MummyDoIt · 29/09/2009 19:36

Thank you mwff. But I'm not MN Royalty so I guess the name has to go .

So, all you 'mummy name' haters. If you're banning my name, I challenge you to find me something wonderful and witty.

Ronaldinhio · 29/09/2009 19:37

can't.do.without.the.prostitutes

scottishmummy · 29/09/2009 19:38

or.the.lady.boys.(allegedly)

BecauseImWorthIt · 29/09/2009 19:38

You do know that those are called 'full stops', don't you?

mummyhill · 29/09/2009 19:38

feck orff I have been here for 5 yrs and am not about to change my name now.

gothicmama · 29/09/2009 19:39

I'm with mamazon never thought it was twee
ghostwriter hope I'm included in your exception

TrinityRhino · 29/09/2009 19:39

If you start on rhinos or trinitys I'm gonna open a can of whoop ass!

Northernlurker · 29/09/2009 19:41

Mummydoit is wonderful and witty! Don't you dare name change
Other names such as mumtogorgeouslittlelambkin may be vile and vomit inducing but at least they are memorable and show a loving heart.

Personally I think we should ban all 'literary' names as they are exclusionist. Take that Eccentrica! Ha!

scottishmummy · 29/09/2009 19:41

all us mamas.mums and mummy's need to stand together no exceptions no sychophantic bumlicky exceptions

YouLukaAmazing · 29/09/2009 19:42

Message withdrawn

broguemum · 29/09/2009 19:44

OK, I'll remain a mum. But my name also has a literary angle to it.... aaargh, the dilema.

peggotty · 29/09/2009 19:46

Scottishmummy, your name is strangely at odds with your posting style anyway.

gothicmama · 29/09/2009 19:51

for scottishmummy and others of a similar ilk

RustyBear · 29/09/2009 19:52

But the only time anyone's said they like my name was when I was AttilaTheMum...

And lots of my favourite names have been 'mum/dad' names - lulumama, MamaG, Mamazon, BamdOfMothers, UnquietDad, ABeteDad, spookymadmummy etc

hormonesnomore · 29/09/2009 19:53

I'd really like to see a list of names that have been already taken so I don't accidentally choose one very similar & risk offending someone. Is it possible, because I don't know where to find it.

PlumBumMum · 29/09/2009 19:55

I completely forget there is mum in my name, I'm very far from twee though

I actually wanted buttonmoon as my username but it was gone, but I've never seen it on here

Ronaldinhio · 29/09/2009 19:58

i think you are obsessed with me scottish mummy.....is this you?
because this is me

get back to yer bairns and haggis

cheesesarnie · 29/09/2009 20:01

i think we should all be banned.for everything.

HebrideanMum · 29/09/2009 20:05

Great just decided to join you all and look what I picked for my name....

scottishmummy · 29/09/2009 20:05

haha,dont i look bonnie.and ma weans are stoatin.being glaswegian i dont have bairns