STILL need to talk mouldie?

[algyfromthepub]

ha! tell bob i'm here.

i'm picturing those two blokes in the french and saunders sketch...

what you lot looking at?

am v grateful to prufrock. haven't enjoyed mn so much since..... well, before mouldiegate incensed me.

oooh, mags me dear, will you be doing hotpot?

Right. Where's my lunch?

Can someone provide a quick conversion chart for the likes of me who can't be fagged to read this nonsense hilarious thread.

Who is who?

Me balls are sweaty

Take it Dumbledore's not around, ey?

hello love.... what's a nice girl like you doing in here then?? what d'you mean conversion chart? i'll convert you anytime, just say the word

dave...i can't find the plaster that was on my finger...think it might be in the hotpot...but don't worry it will look like a piece of veg when dished up.......but if anyone chokes...it ain't my fault cos i've told you...ok.

at bob fishing about for talc

must get a platinum card to pay recording fees - looks to good to miss.

Oy - magbag - where's my dinner?

And don't you go putting no fancy stuff in it this time. I had to chew that last one too often and my blardy dentures broke

can someone help me drag dave out of the way, he's fallen right by the door and i need to open up.

bit of titilation has turned into a snuff video

to see if dishydoanythingfromthebrewery comes round?????????????????

You got proof, right? I'll make it worth your while

Look I find ring from baggy ear!

but dave...how was i to know it would be you that ate my plaster?....you'll never prove it.

kicks old git ...and you can shut up!

Ooh darlin, I love it when you talks dirty.

Mr Pinder won't see it that way. 'E takes care of 'is own. You'll see.

can you all just get over it?

its a bit much for me, but y'all should manage it.