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STILL need to talk mouldie?

594 replies

algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 21:27

ha! tell bob i'm here.

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thePolishCleaner · 07/01/2009 10:51

yes hello good morning

ThePubLandLord · 07/01/2009 11:00

You been in a fight love?

Them bogs need cleaning

thePolishCleaner · 07/01/2009 11:01

yes very good Bob need a good clean HAHA!

DaveFromTheBrewery · 07/01/2009 11:04

What's going on here then? This 'ere pub's been giving GreeneWetherQueen's a bad name.

BobswifewhoshaggedAlgy · 07/01/2009 11:11

Oh no it's broken. I'll kill that Barberra.

Oh no I'm out of cash, you couldn't lend us a couple of quid for a taxi could you love?

Oh hellllooooo there handsome you couldn't give me a lift home in the Escort could you. I'll make it worth your while.

BobbingBob · 07/01/2009 11:21

Has anyone seen my wife? I thought she was in our bed last night but when I woke up this morning I realised that the drooling and farting had been coming from the dog.

Bloody woman.

Dreyfus · 07/01/2009 11:22

I've never been anyone's favourite mumsnetter before. swoons with happiness

Mind you I was up all night worrying that I mayve wrecked my chance of a Moldie invite.

DaveFromTheBrewery · 07/01/2009 11:24

He causing you any trouble, love?

ThePubLandLord · 07/01/2009 11:27
DaveFromTheBrewery · 07/01/2009 11:27

Oy! That's MY escort, you slaaag!

bigbadjaneyes · 07/01/2009 11:30

(waxed ones of course)

WTF

ThePubLandLord · 07/01/2009 11:31
algyfromthepub · 07/01/2009 11:32

morning all. anyone seen bob's wife this morning?

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algyfromthepub · 07/01/2009 11:32

how's it hanging dave?

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DaveFromTheBrewery · 07/01/2009 11:33

Well, ladies? Anyone fancing heading Up West?

ThePubLandLord · 07/01/2009 11:34

bobs wife, try the back of davefromthebrewery's escort

slag

nosyneighbour · 07/01/2009 11:35
DaveFromTheBrewery · 07/01/2009 11:36

Oh, so you're Algy? Heard all about you.

nosyneighbour · 07/01/2009 11:37

ready for action

algyfromthepub · 07/01/2009 11:39

there's a fee for that you know... if it's filming you want you'd be better off hanging round the golf club car park after the bar shuts on wednesdays..... take a dog with you... know what i mean, nudge nudge, wink wink.

OP posts:
ThePubLandLord · 07/01/2009 11:40
notwavingjustironing · 07/01/2009 11:40

Should we start a new section

Mumsnet Classic Comedy

algyfromthepub · 07/01/2009 11:40
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BobbingBob · 07/01/2009 11:42

So that's where my gimp suit ended up! I thought Algy had nicked it.

DumbledoresGirl · 07/01/2009 11:44

LOL at the lot of you. I haven't time to read this thread but I can see what you have done with your names. You fools!

Actually, I am pmsl and feeling a bit sorry for Prufrock at the same time as her attempt to explain things has now led to another MN classic alongside red rugs and grapes.

Pity LGJ isn't here anymore to do a MN montage for us anymore. Not sure how she would depict Algy and Bob. Anyone want to google a suitable image?

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