STILL need to talk mouldie?

[algyfromthepub]

ha! tell bob i'm here.

yes hello good morning

You been in a fight love?

Them bogs need cleaning

yes very good Bob need a good clean HAHA!

What's going on here then? This 'ere pub's been giving GreeneWetherQueen's a bad name.

Oh no it's broken. I'll kill that Barberra.

Oh no I'm out of cash, you couldn't lend us a couple of quid for a taxi could you love?

Oh hellllooooo there handsome you couldn't give me a lift home in the Escort could you. I'll make it worth your while.

Has anyone seen my wife? I thought she was in our bed last night but when I woke up this morning I realised that the drooling and farting had been coming from the dog.

Bloody woman.

I've never been anyone's favourite mumsnetter before. swoons with happiness

Mind you I was up all night worrying that I mayve wrecked my chance of a Moldie invite.

He causing you any trouble, love?

Oy! That's MY escort, you slaaag!

(waxed ones of course)

WTF

morning all. anyone seen bob's wife this morning?

how's it hanging dave?

Well, ladies? Anyone fancing heading Up West?

bobs wife, try the back of davefromthebrewery's escort

slag

Oh, so you're Algy? Heard all about you.

ready for action

there's a fee for that you know... if it's filming you want you'd be better off hanging round the golf club car park after the bar shuts on wednesdays..... take a dog with you... know what i mean, nudge nudge, wink wink.

Should we start a new section

Mumsnet Classic Comedy

So that's where my gimp suit ended up! I thought Algy had nicked it.

LOL at the lot of you. I haven't time to read this thread but I can see what you have done with your names. You fools!

Actually, I am pmsl and feeling a bit sorry for Prufrock at the same time as her attempt to explain things has now led to another MN classic alongside red rugs and grapes.

Pity LGJ isn't here anymore to do a MN montage for us anymore. Not sure how she would depict Algy and Bob. Anyone want to google a suitable image?