STILL need to talk mouldie?

[algyfromthepub]

ha! tell bob i'm here.

BUT........

'whats the tape worth to you? Your Wednesday sessions wil be no more do you hear if you have no pub to run?'

Well?

Oh Troy, you'll get short shrift from me.

Sorry to bother you
I'm a bit lost
I'm looking for the Golf Club??

D'ya want to play a round with me, darlin'?

Get in line bodenclad Ive been polishing my golf clubs for an hour.

The Golf Club? How would we know?

No Golf Links here.

I hear security's very tight round there, Big geezer standing at the door with an axe. Not for the likes of us.

err time was called early last night, by my reckoning it should have been last orders at 11.00pm!!

I eeez go golf club now for my sheeeeeeft! I show you way!

eeez short cut

no golf club round here darlin.....do you like snooker? just put your £2 on the table i'll get old git to give you a game.

But i have an invite

Only it has this address instead of the Golf Club

Is someone avin' a larf at my expense? i went shopping for new clothes and everyfink just for this

any jobs going? I scrub up well!

Always said you was a scrubber!

Yer scrub up well yerself luv!

Ok i get the message

(skuttle off back behind net curtains across the street)

it... always,.......like this.........

'Cillit Bang employ Polish cleaner from little known pub to joing their product development team after making super powered fungicide'